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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:54 pm Post #12901 |
 
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Mother to small child: Well, the weather's nice today, so it's a good afternoon to go to the park, play on the playground, go on the swings, or attack daddy. (pause) Or...you know, whatever else you feel like doing. --Gramercy Overheard by: Max |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:57 pm Post #12902 |
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Fancy woman waking out of building, on cell, during snow squall: It's either snow or debris. I can't tell. --Grand Army Plaza Overheard by: snow. trust me. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:59 pm Post #12903 |
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Five-year-old girl: It's snowing way too much in Columbus Circle! F#ck! I am going to file a complaint! --Columbus Circle Overheard by: queenofscots |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:00 pm Post #12904 |
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Older hot guy: It's as cold as a drunken French whore in the old Bastille days! --W 4th St |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:00 pm Post #12905 |
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Woman to neighbor: Hey, girl, do you see this snow? It's the end of the world! (pause) Have a great day! --140th St & Amsterdam |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:01 pm Post #12906 |
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...Well That's False Advertising. Lady looking at cellphone: Oh, it has free nationwide service. That means I can call anywhere in the world for free? Boyfriend: No. Just in the nation. Lady: Oh. --Sprint Store, 42 & 6th |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:03 pm Post #12907 |
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from overheardattheoffice.com 5PM I'm a Bit Tentative About Tentacles Photographer: If you don't know someone who will f#ck you with an octopus, do you know anyone who would flog you with one? San Francisco, California Overheard by: fetishgirl |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:03 pm Post #12908 |
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4PM I Just Called That Guy a "Ma'am"! CSR on phone with customer: Yes, ma'am, I should be able to put you down to service your area tomorrow. Okay, thank you. (hangs up) CSR to office: Did I just say what I think I said? Nashville, Tennessee |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:03 pm Post #12909 |
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3PM To See How Many I Can Get Down Before Aspirating My Own Vomit Chubby cube-dweller to fit cube-dweller: I'm seriously considering buying a bag of Cadbury Eggs. Portland, Maine Overheard by: LiquidChicken |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:03 pm Post #12910 |
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PM Those Pictures Left Room for Doubt Coworker #1: Are you talking about that chimp attack? Coworker #2: No, I was talking about my daughter's new baby. Coworker #1: Oh...sorry, man. California Overheard by: Iheareverything |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:07 pm Post #12911 |
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1PM Maybe They'll Also Resolve Whether I'm Pregnant or Just Getting Chubby Slutty coworker #1: Yeah, I was thinking about signing up for the office blood drive. Slutty coworker #2: Really? That's nice of you! They need a lot of blood right now. Slutty coworker #1: Yeah, I guess. I heard they test your blood for like STDs and stuff before they use it. I haven't gotten checked in awhile,so I figure, why not? Memphis, Tennessee Overheard by: wow thats classy |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:07 pm Post #12912 |
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12PM When Bill Clinton Dreams Employee in back room of shop: That chubby little boy who used to walk past my house every day is now a stripper! Mount Vernon, Washington Overheard by: HeatherC |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:07 pm Post #12913 |
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11AM And Put It in Soup Form. Woman ordering: Guess what I want today! Sandwich guy: The usual? Woman ordering, completely seriously: Yeah, except I'm going to change a few things up. Like...the bread and the stuff on it, ya know? Cafeteria Horsham, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:08 pm Post #12914 |
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10AM And Does It Have Anything to Do with Cookie Monster's Eyes? New admin asst: Where can I find this address? Office manager: I usually just google the company name and get it from their website. New admin asst: You what? Office manager: I look it up on google. New admin asst: What's google? Santa Anita Arcadia, California |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:09 pm Post #12915 |
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9AM "African American" Is the PC Term, Lorraine. Plump coworker: Hey, what kind did you get? Slender blonde coworker: I got some sort of nougat. What did you get? Plump coworker: I got a fudgy! Slender blonde coworker: What? Overland Park, Kansas Overheard by: huh? |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:11 pm Post #12916 |
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from overheardatthebeach.com Poseidon Kicked His Ass at Grand Theft Auto Little boy, standing in water: I CHALLENGE YOU, POSEIDON! --Myrtle Beach, South Carolina |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:11 pm Post #12917 |
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MTV: It's Not Everybody's Cup of Teabag Mother to father: Oh my! Jerry, say something to that old man. His testicles are hanging out of his swimsuit. Little girl: I have testicles. They're in my mouth. [Opens mouth] Mother: Not tonsils. Testicles! Father: Seven, and already MTV has ruined her. --Virginia Beach, Virginia Overheard by: Book Reading Beach Bum |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:11 pm Post #12918 |
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David Lynch's Dune: The Director's Cut Girl: Hey, Daddy, look, I am riding a giant sand penis. Daddy: I really don't want to ever hear you say that again. Girl: Daddy, do you want to ride the giant sand penis? --Biloxi, Mississippi Overheard by: Lori Lou Who |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:12 pm Post #12919 |
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God Lifeguards Summers So He Can Work on His Tan Lifeguard on megaphone: Attention, beach-goers, due to the sunset, you must get out in 5 minutes or else we will turn the waves off. Girl: Oh my God! Is he serious?! --Huntington Beach, California |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 7:12 pm Post #12920 |
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Right Next to the Vagel and Cream Cheese Little girl: Mommy! Mommy! I can see... MILF, rummaging in beach bag: Calm down, sweetie. Take a deep breath and tell me exactly what you see. Little girl: I can see... your... bagina. --Penscola Beach, Florida |
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