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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:14 pm Post #12881 |
 
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Whiny lady on cell: Yeah, so I think I am allergic to my office. (pause) Oh, no, no, I am positive I am allergic to something in the office. Every time I am in there, sitting in my chair, I get these pains in my back. --41st St & Park Ave Overheard by: you still have a job, ungrateful lady! |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:26 pm Post #12882 |
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Hobo to passers-by: Where are you all going? There ain't no jobs. --Union Square Overheard by: Jillian |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:27 pm Post #12883 |
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20-something girl: And then they had another raffle and I won another 30 minutes of free porn and a vibrator. --Chelsea Market Overheard by: eSong |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:29 pm Post #12884 |
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Man, talking to himself in the park: I don't discriminate against women. Women discriminate against me. Why? Because they have all different kinds of dildos. --City Hall Park |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:29 pm Post #12885 |
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Salesman, shouting to man with girlfriend: Have you been neglecting your butthole lately? I'm selling some nice greasy vibrators here! --34th St Overheard by: Jessica |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:31 pm Post #12886 |
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30-something balding man on cell: Dildo and show... --14th & 3rd |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:31 pm Post #12887 |
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Woman to friends posing for picture: 1...2...3...say: "sex toys!" --West Village |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:32 pm Post #12888 |
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Mythology professor: Ares was a bit stupid, so Aphrodite was pretty much the brains of that operation. For her, he was basically just a living dildo. --Hunter College Overheard by: Sarah My comment: the lost xena episode |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:39 pm Post #12889 |
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Voice over employee's walkie-talkie: Okay, I really need those guns. Anyone who has one, I need it down in bridal. --Bed Bath & Beyond my comment: some of those brides need to be tranquilized |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:40 pm Post #12890 |
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Obnoxious woman: So I said, "motherf#cker, I'm not your sister--I'm your cousin. So I will shoot you." --Uptown 2 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:41 pm Post #12891 |
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Large black man: If you ain't got no bullets, you gotsta melee! --23rd St b/w 5th & 6th Overheard by: Zach |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:42 pm Post #12892 |
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Wannabe hip-hopper, trying to sell CD: It's clean music, and I ain't never shot no one! --Union Square |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:43 pm Post #12893 |
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20-something guy on cell: They got no right to bring up that gun charge, it's over ten years old! --19th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Emily Davidson |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:44 pm Post #12894 |
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Dude, after chatting to policewoman: I just have a thing for women in uniform! My mind says, "no, no, settle down," and my penis says, "but she's got a gun!" --Hudson & Laight |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:44 pm Post #12895 |
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Little girl, running along platform: Mommy! Mommy! Slow down! Mommy, it smells like penis in here! --Grand Central |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:50 pm Post #12896 |
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Guy to friend: She said I smelled like shit and I said, "what like, @sshole?" --59th St & Lexington |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:52 pm Post #12897 |
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Girl on phone: Your hands smell like what? Your hands smell like urine? Why would you say that? --Brooklyn College |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:52 pm Post #12898 |
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Hobo on overcrowded train: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Homeless Ed, and I am homeless, and I smell like shit. If any of you can spare some change so I can buy some deodorant, it would be greatly appreciated. --Downtown A Train Overheard by: christopher james |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:53 pm Post #12899 |
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Female grad student on cell: Have you ever done the inter-borough walk of shame smelling like penis? --Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 6:53 pm Post #12900 |
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Conductor: This is East Broadway station, and something smells yummy. --F Train |
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