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AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 5:55 pm Post #12861
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl on phone: So, how's Dan? (pause) Oh, f#ck Dan! --South Ferry Terminal
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 5:57 pm Post #12862
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Teenage boy to another in idling train: We made up an expression just to see if he would start saying it too. We started saying "f#ck my d!ck!" Like, I dropped my pencil and said "f#ck my d!ck!" You know? And he started sayin' that shit, yo! --G Train Overheard by: lucyruth
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 5:59 pm Post #12863
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy on cell: Listen, I can f#ck whoever the f#ck I wanna f#ck, whenever the f#ck I wanna f#ck. I choose not to f#ck you. --42nd St b/w 3rd & Lexington Overheard by: julie f
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:03 pm Post #12864
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Late 40s suit to another: Yeah, so I say to him, just to be polite,"yeah, I'd f#ck her", then he says "yeah, but I'd f#ck her after you were done with her!" --Met Life Building
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:03 pm Post #12865
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: Please move all the way in, please, people, move all the way in, stand clear of the closing doors. People! (turns microphone off, shouts) Nobody f#cking listens to me! --F Train Overheard by: BLAH
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:04 pm Post #12866
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Black woman: Sixteen dollars? That paper better be made out of Jesus's ass. --Barnes & Noble, Lincoln Center Overheard by: Emily B.
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:04 pm Post #12867
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	40-something to friends: And what's going on with the f#cking baby Jesus over there? --Starbucks
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:04 pm Post #12868
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy on cell: In my class, we were talking about how Jesus was a Viking warrior. --Queens College
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:05 pm Post #12869
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman, about Matt Lauer and Katie Couric: See, this is why Jesus Christ and the Pharisees didn't get along. --22nd St & Park Ave Overheard by: Rachel Peters
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:06 pm Post #12870
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman on phone on the night before Easter: No, I do not want you at my house right now. (pause) I'm going home to watch The Ten Commandments and read my bible--Jesus is coming back tomorrow! --B44 Bus Overheard by: Micah
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:06 pm Post #12871
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Drunk high school girl: If Jesus had discovered a cure for dry mouth, he'd be a lot more popular! --Union Square Overheard by: Smudge
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:06 pm Post #12872
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Earnest sidewalk pollster: Sir? Have you got a minute to talk about the sanitation department? Do you think it's normal? --51st St & Lexington Overheard by: jake-e
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:07 pm Post #12873
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor, bending down before fainted man: C'mon! Dude! What did I tell you before? Get up and sit down and pass out in the seat like regular normal people. People think you're dead. Get up. --Uptown 6 Train Overheard by: I guess not a normal person
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:07 pm Post #12874
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl, during History of Islam class: Miracles show us what's normal and what's, like, super above normal. --Hunter College
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:07 pm Post #12875
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman, bending down to adjust child: You have to walk normally now--like a normal person. --Museum of Natural History
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:07 pm Post #12876
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Nerd guy to friend: It wouldn't be child labor. You just hook them up to electrodes, connect them to the the power grid, and have them play on the playground like normal! --Shuttle to Times Square
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:08 pm Post #12877
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Middle-aged woman: My work is better than my personality, honestly. --40th b/w Park & Madison Overheard by: Jim
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:13 pm Post #12878
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl on cell: But you don't speak English or Spanish good. Baby, you just aren't that smart, how you supposed to get a job? --Baskin & Robbins Downtown
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:14 pm Post #12879
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: I really don't give a damn whether or not you stand clear of the closing doors, because regardless of where we go I'm still working. --1 Train Overheard by: gefilte fish junkie
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 13, 2009 6:14 pm Post #12880
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Hobo, arguing with another: Don't talk to me like I'm yo' job. --Harlem Overheard by: Emily
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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