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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:19 pm Post #12841 |
 
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While Girls Are Busy Inserting Tampons Girl to friends: Of course guys are better at math and science than girls are, they have more time to work on it! Dining Hall, Harvard University Cambridge, Massachusetts Overheard by: what? |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:19 pm Post #12842 |
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Just When You Were Starting to Miss College... Random guy at party: I can't believe I almost peed on that girl's face. Fredericksburg, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:20 pm Post #12843 |
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When Lifetime Television Becomes a How-To Girl #1: I was watching tv last night, and this girl was prostituting herself to pay for med school... Girl #2: That is such a good idea! UC Berkeley, California |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:20 pm Post #12844 |
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Really Depends on the Bar Guy on cell: I don't think we'll be in a bar, considering what we'll be wearing and that we'll be covered in feathers. Chapel Hill, North Carolina |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:21 pm Post #12845 |
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from overheardatthebeach.com That's What John Said Atheist: "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear ... " (pause) Wow! I have no idea where that came from. Bible-lover: Actually it's from the Bible: John, chapter 4, verse 18. Atheist: Oh, f*ck! Man... --Hanover Beach, Indiana Overheard by: triz3en |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:22 pm Post #12846 |
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Your Editors Love That Puno Is on the Shore of Lake Titicaca Brother: I was talking to that couple from Montana, and they said they eat cattails. Sister: I thought they were vegetarians. --Puno, Peru Overheard by: 451 |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:23 pm Post #12847 |
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What? I Thought We Were Just Sharing Stuff Bikini #1: What ocean is this beach on? Is it sad that I don't even know? Bikini #2: No, I dunno either. I'm bad at history. --Palm Beach, Florida |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:25 pm Post #12848 |
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from overheardinnewyork.com Chick on cell: Are you sure this is a sex trip and not a "meet-my-parents" trip? --14th St Overheard by: Argopelter |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:26 pm Post #12849 |
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Laughing woman on cell: I'm going to be so busy when I get back! My week of relaxation is just going to be ruined by a hurricane. --Starbucks, Park Ave South & 29th Overheard by: Rose Fox |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:26 pm Post #12850 |
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Guy to three hot girls carrying luggage: Oh, hello, ladies. I also travel! What a coincidence! (girls walk away laughing) You can run! I will find you! It's only a matter of time! --Financial District |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:39 pm Post #12851 |
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Black woman on phone: Ya, man, I just got back from Miami. Shit, I'm still jet lagged! --Wendy's, Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: oh really? |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:40 pm Post #12852 |
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Blonde girl on plane to another: I figured out on this trip that if you pack your lightest clothes on the bottom of your suitcase it will weigh less! Coming in, my suitcase weighed 54 pounds, and going home it only weighed 46! (second blonde nods knowingly) --LaGuardia Airport Overheard by: Meagan O. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:41 pm Post #12853 |
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Hobo: Hey girls, could you spare some change? Please? It's for my Hawaii fund! I'm gonna wear a bikini and dance the hula. And f#ck it, I'm freezing my butt off! --University Place & 10th St Overheard by: queenofscots |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:41 pm Post #12854 |
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Conductor in thick Indian accent: Everybody's stressed out on their way to work, but remember you only came on the train with two hands! If you feel a third hand on you, feel free to do whatever you want with it! --Uptown A Train Overheard by: megan rose |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:41 pm Post #12855 |
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Young woman on cell: Daddy? Mommy said you called. Is it about your testicles? --78th & Lexington Overheard by: Bob |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:42 pm Post #12856 |
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Man on cell: I just saw this human female walk by with these legs... --SoHo Overheard by: Another human female my comment: you can always spot a star trek geek |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:43 pm Post #12857 |
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Passing female coworker: Stick my finger up to the middle knuckle to make sure it's warm. --31st St |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:45 pm Post #12858 |
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Dorky guy to friends: So then she gets on the table and the next thing you know, one leg is over her head and I just didn't know what to do with myself... --3rd & 23rd Overheard by: tila |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:46 pm Post #12859 |
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Jersey lady: Now I have to straddle him, hold on to his ears, and do it. --Metro North Train Overheard by: Wow. Just... wow. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 13, 2009 5:47 pm Post #12860 |
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Hare Krishna guy hawking meditation books: I hate this f#cking city, f#cking @ssholes. F#ck. F#ck this city! --Union Square Station my comment: there's a mantra for you |
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