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VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:27 pm Post #12761
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:28 pm Post #12762
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:29 pm Post #12763
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:29 pm Post #12764
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Nobody Can Do Sexual Harassment Like the Insane Crazy bag lady, loudly: I don't suck d!ck for p#ssy! I don't suck d!ck for p#ssy! I don't suck d!ck for p#ssy! (sits down next to another passenger on the subway) Crazy bag lady, now in passenger's face: I don't suck d!ck for p#ssy! (female passenger gets up and moves) Crazy bag lady: Why you jumping? Why you jumping, bitch!? You weren't jumpin' last night when that guy put his long ass d!ck in you last night! Female passenger: Excuse me, ma'am, don't say that to me! You don't know me! (subway train stops) Conductor: City Hall station! Female passenger: Excuse me, sir, there's a crazy lady on the subway harassing the other passengers. Conductor: Oh, could you point her out to me? (female passenger points to crazy woman yelling) Conductor: Ma'am, are you bothering people? Crazy bag lady: Why you tryin' to f#ck me standing up!? Why don't you f#ck me lying down like a gentleman! Conductor: Ma'am, I'm calling the police. Broad Street Line Subway Philadelphia, Pennsylvania



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:29 pm Post #12765
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	According to the Very Reliable Hobo on My Corner Girl: I didn't say I was a lesbian cyborg, I just said I was a cyborg. Guy: All cyborgs are lesbians. Townsville Australia



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:29 pm Post #12766
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Couldn't Be Any Prouder Of Myself If My Nipples Were Fountains Of Blood! Blonde teenage girl: I already burnt my vagina today. Now my butt is bruised, too! Brantford Ontario Canadia Overheard by: Jayme



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:30 pm Post #12767
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM I Was Just Being Tactful Since You Voted for McCain PC coworker: John is nice, very talented and I think he has a lot to contribute to the project... Now he's been brought in. Honest coworker: I think he's a shit-for-brains, knob jockey. PC coworker: ...yeah, me too. Grenfell Adelaide Australia Overheard by: PC to the end



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:30 pm Post #12768
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM Mr. Scrooge Was Far Worse Than Dickens Portrayed Him Boss to junior staffer: Don't go take a poop and take forever! Manhattan, New York Overheard by: Jeff



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:30 pm Post #12769
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:31 pm Post #12770
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM A Tragic Misunderstanding Results in Harry's Wrist Getting Broken Boss to male coworker: Go and grab Jen so that we can discuss a few outstanding issues. Male coworker: My boss told me to grab you. Jen: What? Kansas City, Missouri



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:31 pm Post #12771
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:31 pm Post #12772
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM Lavagirl Never Got Over the Breakup With Sharkboy Office worker #1, mourning: So when he went to bed, the tumor moved, causing him to die in his sleep. Office worker #2, in sympathy: Aw, that's sad. Well, at least he died in his sleep. That's the best way to go. Office worker #3: I want to be eaten by sharks. Dublin, Ohio



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:32 pm Post #12773
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM It Is Now Office mate #1: My brother's girlfriend brought dinner over last night. Office mate #2: Is it weird--since you guys are twins-- that your brother's girlfriend knows exactly what you look like naked? Santa Monica, California



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:32 pm Post #12774
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM Is This Conversation Sexual Harassment? Discuss. Female designer #1: Did she have natural birth or were they cut out? Female designer #2: They say that after you have the first, the rest just slide out. Soho New York City, New York



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:32 pm Post #12775
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM ...Again. Assistant: Can I go home sick? Boss: Why? Assistant: I ate too much gum. New York City, New York Overheard by: OMG



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:33 pm Post #12776
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM I've Never Been Pregnant, Sir. Security guard: I don't remember you ever not being pregnant. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Overheard by: ZB



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:33 pm Post #12777
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	9AM ...Oh Wait, Now I See. Peon looking over supervisor's shoulder at computer screen: Why'd you...name it "gay sex"? Media Services Bethlehem, Pennsylvania Overheard by: CW



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:33 pm Post #12778
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:33 pm Post #12779
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM Once, Believing It to Be My Phone, I Answered It Coworker, waving around a Stanley knife: I keep picking this up thinking it's a banana. Sydney Australia



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:34 pm Post #12780
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM That's Our Job, Michael-- We're a Law Firm Cubicle drone to neighbor: They don't want to be d!cks. It's like they want us to be their surrogate d!cks. Redmond, Washington



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