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VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:17 pm Post #12741
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:18 pm Post #12742
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Why E Is Bad, in a Nutshell Hipster girl: So, we were talking about, like, Derrida, and like the universe, and then he just kissed me. It was so romantic. Hipster gay guy, clearly not listening, staring into phone: Oh, so cute. So cute. Hipster girl: James*, he kissed me! Hipster gay guy: Woof, woof. Bark. Arf! Hipster girl: What? Hipster gay guy: I thought you were talking about a dog, so I chimed in. Hipster girl: You need to stop doing E. Hipster gay guy: It makes masturbating great, though. --Columbia University



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:19 pm Post #12743
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	With the Possible Exception Of an Oprah-Kirstie Alley Sandwich 20-something guy #1: So would you f#ck Oprah? 20-something guy #2: What? No. Why? 20-something guy #1: Well, I thought you might. Cause you like black chicks, right? And you like fat chicks...I thought you'd be down for a fat black chick. 20-something guy #2: Hell no. You gotta keep the fat ones white. --C Train Overheard by: So make sure to wash them with bleach.



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:20 pm Post #12744
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Tim Gunn in Person Is Not What You'd Expect Strange old man to girl : Would you ever wear your hair like that? (points to a girl with afro) Girl: Um...no. Man, getting off train: Good. Have a nice weekend. Girl: You too. Man: And don't wear your hear like that. Or your daddy might have to whip out his belt. --E Train Overheard by: Jessie



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:20 pm Post #12745
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	And Mom Breast-feeds Me Because She Likes It. College girl to friend: I think my problem is I'm too independent. Friend: Didn't you just move back in with your parents? College girl: Yeah, but I'm planning on moving out in a year or two. --6 Train Overheard by: Karl



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:20 pm Post #12746
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	You Want a Sip Of Me? Huh? Dunkin' Donuts giant coffee cup mascot: Beautiful Saturday folks, come to the grand opening of Dunkin' Donuts right down the block... Tourist bro: Dunkin' Donuts sucks! Dunkin' Donuts giant coffee cup mascot: Get out of here, you @sshole! --Canal & Lafayette Overheard by: Christian



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:21 pm Post #12747
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:21 pm Post #12748
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Wait a Minute-- Like Boys How? Eight-year-old girl to older brother: I don't like booooooys! 10-year-old brother: I don't like boys, either! Kids' ghetto mom to son: Boy, you betta like boys or I'mma pull your d!ck off. --Uptown 2 Train Overheard by: E.C.



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:21 pm Post #12749
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Did You Get Here on the SocioPATH Train? Teen girl: Anna told me you liked me? Teen guy: Yeah. Teen girl: Why didn't you tell me or ask me out? Teen guy: Well, I was afraid you would say no. Teen girl: Why don't you ask me now and see what I say? Teen guy: Do you want to go out sometime? Teen girl: Sorry, no. --Starbucks Overheard by: Hugh



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:22 pm Post #12750
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:22 pm Post #12751
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:23 pm Post #12752
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Why White Guys Become Rappers: Explained Male NYU undergrad #1: Man, you know...some guys, they have a 40 in one hand and a chick's breast in the other. Male NYU undergrad #2: Oh, man, that's the life. Male NYU undergrad #1: Yeah, I gotta figure out how to do it. --Washington Place & Mercer



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:23 pm Post #12753
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	...They Were Christians Professor: Martin Luther King, Jr had women in his hotel room. He was running around on Coretta. Student: Maybe, they were studying the bible. (class laughs) Professor: Well, she may have been calling out Jesus's name. But they sure as hell weren't reading the bible. Slow girl, five minutes later: Oh, I get it. Ew! --Baruch College Overheard by: kteezy



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:24 pm Post #12754
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:24 pm Post #12755
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:26 pm Post #12756
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:26 pm Post #12757
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	fromoverheardeverywhere.com Tonight, on Bizarre Rationalization Theatre... Creepy guy with shriveled arm: Nah, I haven't used in a couple months. But if I wanted to start again, I got a savings account now. 5 Bus San Diego, California Overheard by: mhd



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:26 pm Post #12758
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Wouldn't Steel Birkenstocks Be Uncomfortable? Drunk girl: I want to be lesbionic! Georgia Tech Overheard by: YellowJacketGals



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:27 pm Post #12759
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	It Defines Me. Hobo to hipster: Is a BlackBerry a cell phone? Hipster: Yeah, but I don't have one. Hobo: I like blackberry pie! Los Angeles, California



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:27 pm Post #12760
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Okay, Partial Credit. Chick: How can free will and divine preordination coexist? Dude: Smack da shit out dat ho? High School Classroom Englewood, Colorado



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