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AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 6:53 pm Post #12721
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Two More and She Gets a Set Of Steak Knives Guy #1: So I heard Tina is getting that abortion. Guy #2: Ya, it's her eighth one. --Times Square Overheard by: jake kirby



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 6:54 pm Post #12722
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	But, to Be Fair, We Also Said That About the Cast Of The Real World Little girl #1, looking at Neanderthal diorama: I just saw her pupils move! Little girl #2: I just saw her hair move! Little girl #3: I just saw her blink! Little girl #1: I just saw his penis move! Little girl #2: I just saw her boob move! Little girl #1: I think those are real people! Little girl #2: Me, too! Little girl #3: Me, three! --Museum Of Natural History Overheard by: Jennifer



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 6:58 pm Post #12723
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Same Mistake Lizzie Borden's Parents Made Father: Do you want a hatchet? Four-year-old son: I need an axe! Father: You sure? Four-year-old son: Yeah! Father: Okay! --Lafayette & Vanderbilt, Brooklyn Overheard by: off white



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:00 pm Post #12724
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:02 pm Post #12725
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:04 pm Post #12726
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:05 pm Post #12727
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:08 pm Post #12728
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:10 pm Post #12729
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:11 pm Post #12730
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:13 pm Post #12731
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Or Validate You As a Reality TV Star Bag lady, preaching: All your bullshit! You waste a brain moment on them! Hobo to bag lady: Hey, you'd better keep that radical shit to yourself! Society don't like those radical ideas! They'll lock your ass up! Passing suit: I know! --Union Square Park



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:13 pm Post #12732
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:13 pm Post #12733
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Are You Talking About the Fart? Man collecting change for homeless New Yorkers: Hey folks, you know we can't do it without you, and blah blah blah and yadda yadda yadda. Passerby: (giggles) Man collecting change: Oh, you heard that? --Union Square



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:14 pm Post #12734
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Where Can You Even Rent a Chicken Costume? Columbia guy: So why haven't you had sex with him yet? Columbia girl: Well, he wants our first time to be special, but that's the last thing I want in sex! I mean, it's gonna be awkward anyway, so we might as well get it over with! --1 Train



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:14 pm Post #12735
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:14 pm Post #12736
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	And Buy Some Baggy Jeans Dirty old hobo to passing tourist girl: Mmm, mmm, mmm... I could eat for three days off your fat p#ssy. Tourist girl: I'm not fat! Dirty old hobo: No, but your p#ssy sure is. Tourist girl, rushing away: I'm gonna cry. --Soho



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:16 pm Post #12737
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Yeah, But It's Different When It's a Professor Party girl: Did you see Mark last night? I mean, he was doing coke off a hooker's ass. Party queer, pouting: I so did that last week, and no one even said anything... --Third North Courtyard, NYU Overheard by: this is why I don't want anyone to know I go to NYU



AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:16 pm Post #12738
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	When Did Natural Selection Fall Out Of Favor? Train conductor: Ladies and gentlemen,that yellow line on the platform is there for your safety. Please stand behind it when the train enters the station, for your safety and for my stress level. Thank you. (next stop) Train conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to repeat myself, but stand behind the line! It is for your own safety! Your ignorance causes the trains to run slowly because I have to slow down to keep from hitting your ignorant self! Thank you. Stand clear of the closing doors. --Downtown 6 Train Overheard by: Always stands behind the yellow line



VioletCloud	Tue May 12, 2009 7:16 pm Post #12739
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue May 12, 2009 7:17 pm Post #12740
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	..But I'm Gonna Have to Mace You Now, Sweetie. Saleswoman: Hi, can I help you? Rich woman: (ignores her) Saleswoman: Hello...? Hi. How are you? Can I help? Rich woman: What do you want? Saleswoman: Um...I was just saying hello? Rich woman: Oh! You were being friendly! How cute! Hello to you, too. --3rd & Madison Ave



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