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AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:50 pm Post #12101
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: Never give up on life. Keep hope alive. This is 30th Avenue. --N train, Astoria Overheard by: trying to shake off a Red Lobster feast



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:50 pm Post #12102
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: Thank you for riding the C train and remember: smile and the world smiles with you. --C train Overheard by: NYGirlieGirl



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:51 pm Post #12103
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: You can switch to the A train across the platform. However, I would much rather you stay on this train. --Downtown C train, 14th St Overheard by: alxie



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:51 pm Post #12104
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: This train is very crowded. If you cannot fit, please step back and wait for the next train. If you manage to get onto this very crowded train, look at the person next to you and tell them, "Howdy!" --Queens bound F train



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:51 pm Post #12105
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: Step in and stand clear of the good news. --F train, 34th St Overheard by: prairiesquid



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:51 pm Post #12106
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: Hello, and welcome to the mobile sauna bath. --A train Overheard by: english dude



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:52 pm Post #12107
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: This is 175th Street. This is an A train to...This is an A train to... to nothing! Hey, does anyone know where we're going? --A train, 175th St Overheard by: Brown Eyed Girl



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:52 pm Post #12108
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: All right, there's a 3 train across the platform. Hurry up and make your connection, people. Get to steppin', get to steppin'! --1 train, Times Square



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:52 pm Post #12109
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor, angrily: Yo, stand clear o' the closing doors o' my choo-choo! --PATH train



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:53 pm Post #12110
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Overweight hobo: The only things I look forward to in life are mayonnaise and sex! --57th & 7th



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:53 pm Post #12111
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman on cell: When sex turns into math, you've got trouble on your hands. --Union Square Overheard by: McFreaky



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:53 pm Post #12112
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Chick, screaming into cell: What a bitch! I swear, it's getting harder and harder to f*ck your co-worker and get away without people finding out! --JFK Overheard by: Pixie



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:54 pm Post #12113
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Realist on cell: Well you can't expect every guy you sleep with to call you back. --53rd & 6th



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:54 pm Post #12114
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Man to female date: So, basically, you sleep with people out of hilarity? --St Mark's & 2nd Overheard by: Diane



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:54 pm Post #12115
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Business woman: No, I told her I'd rather have sex with my husband than buy her products. And then she hung up on me. --Chipotle, 22nd & 6th



AWOLangel	Sun May 10, 2009 1:55 pm Post #12116
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Buddha Was a Tough Kid to Raise Mother: Don't you ever do that again! [slaps child hard] Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself? --Union Square Overheard by: Miranda



Gummy	Sun May 10, 2009 3:00 pm Post #12117
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sun May 10, 2009 3:01 pm Post #12118
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sun May 10, 2009 3:01 pm Post #12119
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sun May 10, 2009 3:01 pm Post #12120
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



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