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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:33 pm Post #12061 |
 
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Warning: The Michael Jackson Story May Be Unsuitable for Children Old man to group of kids: And then it turned into a he-she! (kids gasp) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Overheard by: paulyy |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:34 pm Post #12062 |
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Africans: Wow, They're Fat Monsters and Stupid Brunette: I wish I could speak those sweet African languages. Blonde: What sweet African languages? Brunette: Ya know, the ones where they cluck at each other. Cluck cluck clickity clack cluck. Blonde: Yeah! I know what you mean. Clack clack cluck cluck click cluck clacky clack. (laughs) Brunette, laughing: I bet they just make stuff up! Blonde: Yeah, dude! Clack clack clickity clacky clack clack cluck! AKA, wanna go get some cow...meat? Brunette, laughing: You're retarded. I don't think anyone in Africa says shit like that. Michigan |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:34 pm Post #12063 |
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According to Our Extremely Reliable Stoned Tour Guide American dude: Approximately 90% of the wheat bread in the world is consumed by homosexuals. Outdoor Cafe Amsterdam Netherlands Overheard by: Ladle |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:34 pm Post #12064 |
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They're Foot-Shaped Holes in the Fabric Of the Universe! Girl: Socks aren't socks. Fort McMurray Alberta Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:35 pm Post #12065 |
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Keep Your Friends Close and Your Motherf*ckers Even Closer 20-something guy to another: He found Jesus. In the two months I hadn't seen him, the motherf*cker found Jesus. Swinger's Los Angeles, California Overheard by: Kristin |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:35 pm Post #12066 |
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Academia's Fried Us All Already. Professor to unmoving grad students: That's a fire alarm...pay no attention. Princeton University Princeton, New Jersey |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:35 pm Post #12067 |
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Without Us, There'd Be No MTV. Physics professor: Where are all the physicists? Eh, we're all cab drivers, drug addicts and musicians. Cupertino, California Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl loves physics |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:37 pm Post #12068 |
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from overheardinnewyork.com I've Been Thinking About Getting Out of Mental Illness, Anyway [A crazy man is running back and forth on the sidewalk and uses a blonde girl to 'hide' behind.] Blonde: Excuse you! Crazy man: What, you got a problem?! Blonde, firmly: Yes. Could you stop being a weirdo around me? Crazy man: Oh... Sorry. [He then proceeded to walk normally to the crosswalk.] --57th & 9th Overheard by: Not around me either |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:37 pm Post #12069 |
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And I Did Promise to Stop Being a Weirdo Crazy, loud hobo on train, repeating: "Jesus" is a six letter word! "666" means the devil! So, Jesus is the devil! Fed-up passenger: Hey @sshole, "Jesus" is 5 letters, not six! Crazy hobo, pensive: Well, shit, there goes my whole argument. --5 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:37 pm Post #12070 |
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If You Watch Willy Wonka: The E! True Hollywood Story Man #1: There were thousands of them. Man #2: Thousands of what? Man #1: Thousands of unemployed midgets. --Astor Place Overheard by: Pamela |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:38 pm Post #12071 |
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Who Says Keeping Up with the Kardashians Doesn't Have a Moral? Teen to friend: With big asses come big responsibilities. Friend: True, true. --Grand Concourse Overheard by: Lia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:38 pm Post #12072 |
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...Which Makes the Bloody Tampons Even More Disturbing Person #1: Hey, remember that Brazilian au pair I told you about? Person #2: Yes? Person #1: Turns out it was a guy. --E Train |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:38 pm Post #12073 |
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The Israeli Peace Talks Should All Be Topless Hispanic woman: Thank god for big titties! Older black woman: (mumbles) Hispanic woman: Shit. (pause) I know, right? They help! --4 Train Overheard by: ReppinDa215 |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:39 pm Post #12074 |
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Now How I'd Deal with My Thesis Advisor, But Whatever. Frat boy #1: If he kills me, I will kill him! Frat boy #2: Oh, that makes a lot of sense. --NYU Bus Overheard by: ihatevegs |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:39 pm Post #12075 |
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I Was Supposed to Make Dessert! Tween thug #1: Yo, Beth Israel hospital. You gotta be a Jew to go there? Haha! Tween thug #2, somberly: No. My grandmother was in there. Tween thug #1: Oh. I'm sorry... Shit! Look, that's where we got arrested! They cuffed me on that corner! Tween thug #2: Yo, what time is it? Tween thug #1: 5:11. (pause) Oh damn, my momma told me I had to be home at 5! She gonna kill me. --B82 Bus |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:40 pm Post #12076 |
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That's the Sweetest Thing You've Ever Said to Me Guy #1: Your jeans are ripped. Guy #2: Your ass is ripped. --West Village Overheard by: Mike |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:40 pm Post #12077 |
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Are You Asking Me for a Kiss? Girl #1: Ugh, Adam Lambert is soooo hot, it's too bad he's gay. Girl #2: Just because he kisses other guys doesn't mean he's gay. Girl #1: Um, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it means. Now, come on, I feel like a slurpie or something. --59th & 5th |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:41 pm Post #12078 |
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That Would Be the Obvious Answer, Yeah. Girlfriend to boyfriend, while eating ice cream: You know what I love? Boyfriend to girlfriend: To lick my balls? --Jay St & Lawrence St Overheard by: blushing beauty |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:41 pm Post #12079 |
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A Gospel Song That's Unlikely to Replace "Gather by the River" Guy: Please give me a quickie...maybe in the bathroom? Girl: You just bought me coffee...let me finish it first. Guy: The coffee can't wait? Girl: It's a hell of a lot better than a quickie in the bathroom. --Mimi's Cafe, Church & Chambers |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 10, 2009 1:41 pm Post #12080 |
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I Heart NY. Now More Than Ever. Young woman: Do you need help crossing the street? Elderly woman: No. It's f*cking red. --96th & Broadway Overheard by: Meghan |
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