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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:01 pm Post #11901 |
 
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On the Other Hand, So Does Gene Simmons. Girl to another: So now, tell me, how does it feel to be a part of the inferior sex? Guy: Wait, so you're admitting that women are inferior? Girl: I have to wake up every morning and put on make-up! --Washington Square Park |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:02 pm Post #11902 |
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What the Hell Kind Of Weed Are You Getting for $10? Black woman security guard: My coworker smoked half a cigarette and tossed it, but before it hit the ground some guy grabbed it and started smoking it. Black guy: That shit nasty! Black woman security guard: Sheeeit, cigarettes are $10 a pack!! That's a bag of weed, yo! --Au Bon Pain, 35th &7th Overheard by: Darkua |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:03 pm Post #11903 |
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...If You Wouldn't Mind Fluffing and Folding Them. Airport customs officer: Are you bringing in any fruits or vegetables or anything that needs to be washed? Non-sarcastic tourist: I have dirty clothes. --JFK Overheard by: MJMJ |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:03 pm Post #11904 |
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Then Shouldn't You Be Wearing Your Glasses, Sweetie? Grandmother, in french: What are you doing? Three-year-old boy with spear-shaped stick: Shhh...I'm hunting children. --Picnic House, Prospect Park Overheard by: King |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:06 pm Post #11905 |
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The Locals Had Captured Her and Were Selling Her Organs at Auction Girl #1, running to train: Hold the doors! Girl #2: I'm coming! Girl #1, getting to train: Whew! I got it! Hurry up! Girl #2: Hold the doors! (gets to train) We got it! Girl #1: Yeah, I didn't think we'd make it. Girl #2: Where's Leslie? (doors close) --1 Train Overheard by: EthanK |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:07 pm Post #11906 |
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Don't Act Like You Don't Know What I Mean-- I've Seen Your Apartment Russian woman w/heavy accent: So you know it was arranged--like arranged marriage--and I marry him for dowry. Friend, in disbelief: My goodness! For what? Like cows? Russian woman: What cows? We live in the city! For money, I marry him for money. --23rd St & Park Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:12 pm Post #11907 |
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South Pacific Was Written Back Before Anybody Was Gay Little boy to random man: I'm going to go see South Pacific with my daddy. Random man: That's something you don't say in public! --Times Square |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:12 pm Post #11908 |
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Portrait Of a Boy Who's Never Been Allowed to Watch High school boy #1: Man, those lesbians are everywhere! High school boy #2: Yeah! High school boy #1: Yeah, man! I used to think that shit was cool, but then I was like, "Shit! I ain't gettin' any of that!" High school boy #2: Yeah! --Downtown 4 Train Overheard by: klo |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:13 pm Post #11909 |
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Why You Never See Eyeore with a Girlfriend Lady holding tickets, smiling: I can't wait, honey. Grumpy man: Why the hell are we here, again? --In Line for Theater, 45th St & Broadway |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:16 pm Post #11910 |
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Just Our Kind Of People! Greenpeace guy with binder to woman: Good morning m'am! How are you today? Woman: I am blazed! --14th St & Broadway |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:17 pm Post #11911 |
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Beer Is the Viscious Grease That Oils New York City Drunk guy walking into a stop sign, enthusiastically: I'm still drunk! Suit: Solid. --Midtown Overheard by: El conquistador |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:20 pm Post #11912 |
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The Fun One Little girl reading bar sign: Mom, what's a Stumble Inn? Mom: It's a restaurant. Little girl: Is it like Stumbelina? Dad: Yeah, Thumbelina's drunk sister. --2nd Ave & 76th St |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:21 pm Post #11913 |
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Like, Do You Get a Badge for It? Chick: I mean, we could discuss the merits of jacking off over the toilet. Dude: There are merits? --Vol de Nuit, W 4th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: ultracondensed movies |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:24 pm Post #11914 |
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Howard Has Yet to Discover Internet Porn Photographer: Where are you from? Tourist: Holland. Photographer: Oh...so you are used to seeing boobs. But here...it's a big deal. --Bryant Park Overheard by: dirty mike |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:31 pm Post #11915 |
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He Ended Up Buying Dinner with It. Hobo: Hey! Spare some change for an old hippie to buy some pot! Old lady, dropping in some change: At least someone is honest these days... --Cental Park Overheard by: JRay |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:45 pm Post #11916 |
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from overheardattheoffice.com 5PM No Wonder He Enjoys Licking Me Girl employee #1: Yeah, so I went to visit my boyfriend in jail last night and they had to drug test me to make sure I wasn't smuggling anything for him or whatever, and so they swabbed my arms, and it came back positive for heroin! Girl employee #2: Oh, weird! Girl employee #1: I know! I don't even know what heroin looks like! Vancouver British Columbia Canadia Overheard by: very concerned |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:45 pm Post #11917 |
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4PM She'll Get Your Good Side, If You Have One Neurologist: Okay, well, Tim...the bathroom's right around the corner. Why don't you head in there and go as much as you can? Then Carol will come in and take a picture. Shelbyville, Indiana Overheard by: Confused at the Neurologist |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:49 pm Post #11918 |
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3PM But My Ghost Will Definitely Be Bitching About the Price Pharmacist: Okay, that prescription will be filled in 45 minutes. Old man: Oh my, I'll be dead by then! Santa Barbara, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:52 pm Post #11919 |
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2PM My Sexual Orientation Toppled Like a House Of Cards Confused coworker on phone: My day? I just found out that the lead singer of Rush isn't a girl. Portland, Oregon |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 2:55 pm Post #11920 |
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1PM Happens to Every Guy at Some Point Lowly finance clerk to director: What'd you lose? Director: The eyeball from my carrot. Nunavut Canada Overheard by: Finance Officer #3 |
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