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| Sara_Paris | Sat May 9, 2009 9:00 am Post #11881 |
That's Mrs Tom Paris to you
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 9:01 am Post #11882 |
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 9:03 am Post #11883 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 9:07 am Post #11884 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 9:13 am Post #11885 |
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 9:15 am Post #11886 |
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| Sara_Paris | Sat May 9, 2009 11:45 am Post #11887 |
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That's Mrs Tom Paris to you
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| Sara_Paris | Sat May 9, 2009 11:46 am Post #11888 |
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| Sara_Paris | Sat May 9, 2009 11:47 am Post #11889 |
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:50 pm Post #11890 |
 
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from overheardeverywhere.com It's Not Gay If It's About Video Games 10-year-old boy to GameStop guy, after purchasing Mario Galaxy: Bye, I love you! I mean...wait. I meant "thank you." I didn't mean it! (runs away) GameStop Vestavia Hills, Alabama Overheard by: that's what they all say |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:51 pm Post #11891 |
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Do You Care If Our DVD Player Is Shaped Like a Schlong? Man on cell: Yeah. (pause) No, yeah, I'm at Best Buy right now. Porn Store Oswego, Illinois |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:52 pm Post #11892 |
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She's the Best Boss Ever Ditzy female student #1: How cute is it that she can bend all the way over with her elbows on the floor? Ditzy female student #2: I know! Do you think she'll teach us how to do it? Ditzy female student #1: Yeah! And then we can get someone to take a photo! Murdoch University Perth Australia |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:53 pm Post #11893 |
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...Have You Ever Considered an Exciting Career in the Hobo Arts? Hobo: Spare some change? Lady suit: No. Hobo: Fine. Well, at least it's sunny out today. Lady suit: Yeah, it's so nice. But I only get to stare at it from inside the office. (looks sad) Hobo: I feel for ya. Vancouver Canadia Overheard by: Caesara |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:53 pm Post #11894 |
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...I've Been Saving That Up All Semester. Elderly Bible as Literature professor: People often say things that catch people off guard. Like if I said even Jesus shat. (entire class goes completely silent) Professor: Holy shit, huh? College Massachusetts |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:55 pm Post #11895 |
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I Really Need to Lose a Few Pounds Guy: And then I was skipping down the street naked. I put my underpants back on after the girl realized that I wasn't wearing anything, though. Portsmouth, Rhode Island |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:57 pm Post #11896 |
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from overheardinnewyork.com Frankly, I Don't Give a Dam. Girl drafting floor plan: I've decided I'm going to open a funeral parlor that's sleek, modern and sophisticated. Someplace that doesn't look like your grandma just died there. Female British classmate: That's awesome. My big idea is to start a protection service for lesbians. Girl drafting floor plan: Like, security? Female British classmate: No. Like, safe sex? --Interior Design Class, FIT |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:57 pm Post #11897 |
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Cindy Has a Lot to Learn About Storytelling Drunk blonde girl: Yeah, Ryan and I made out two weeks ago. Drunk friend: Really, oh my god! When? Drunk blonde girl: Yeah, I told you this! It was before we slept together. --50th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: i certainly hope so.. |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:58 pm Post #11898 |
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That's What You Said About the Personified M&Ms on TV! Jersey man, describing doughnuts to his daughter: And this one has so much chocolate...so much chocolate it will turn your skin brown! Brown-skinned employee: Um, that's not true. Jersey man: Look at this guy! He used to be Swedish! --The Doughnut Plant |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:58 pm Post #11899 |
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Don't Forget to Wipe Your Blow-Hole Mother: Honey, are you done going potty? Three-year-old daughter: Meeeeahh oooh gruuuu. Mother: Are you speaking whale again? --Bathroom, Barnes & Noble, Park Slope Overheard by: mmk |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 9, 2009 1:59 pm Post #11900 |
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Of New Literary Markets? Worker #1, gesturing: Where'd they go? Worker #2: He's showing her the new Jeff Koons book. Worker #1: Oh, I didn't know they were into Jeff Koons. Worker #2: Oh, I'm not sure they are. But I saw the book. There's, like, mad penetration in there. --The Met |
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