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| Gummy | Fri May 8, 2009 9:54 am Post #11841 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 8, 2009 6:39 pm Post #11842 |
 
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Regardless, I'll Never Look at Spaghetti and Meatballs the Same Way Again Guy #1: I can seriously never eat Cup noodles again. Guy #2: Why? Guy #1: Because yesterday I was taking a dump and I felt it come out but I never heard it hit the water, so I looked down and it's dangling by a noodle! Guy #2: Is that even possible? California |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 8, 2009 6:40 pm Post #11843 |
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So Give Me Back Those Quarters. Dad to son: I don't need to pay someone 50 cents to tell me that I'm overweight. Pheasant Lane Mall, New Hampshire |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 8, 2009 6:40 pm Post #11844 |
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And What About "Punk"? Punk guy: Man, I hate all these suburban punks. Dumb girl: "Suburban"? Is that even a word?? Toledo, Ohio Overheard by: Audrey |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 8, 2009 6:40 pm Post #11845 |
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...If You Know What I Mean... Student to friend: When she painted the banana, or vice-versa. Colby-Sawyer College New Hampshire Overheard by: J.McC |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 8, 2009 6:41 pm Post #11846 |
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Don't Think About This Too Long, Dear Reader Loud girl: Would you rather have cheese or oral sex? Amherst, Massachusetts Overheard by: Emily |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 8, 2009 6:41 pm Post #11847 |
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I Demolished That Problem Set, Yo. Thug #1: Yo, nigg@! I will beat you up! You hear me? I will demolish your ass! Thug #2: Nah man, nah. I'll beat your ass! Thug #1: F*ck that, nigg@, f*ck that. (pause) Thug #1: Yo, nigg@, what was our physics homework for last night? Thug #2: Section 4. It's on that Archimedes' principle shit. University of Louisville Louisville, Kentucky |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 8, 2009 6:42 pm Post #11848 |
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Guess Where Guy #1: You walked back to your house naked last night? Guy #2: Yeah, but I was wearing socks. Arizona State University Overheard by: Jayne |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 8, 2009 6:42 pm Post #11849 |
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Weirdest Game Of Tag Ever (tiny girl sneaks behind a big, tall guy for a hug) Big guy, startled: Whoa! Why did you hug me from behind? Tiny girl: You told me you don't like hugging me from the front because my vagina touches you! UC Irvine, California |
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| magentastorm | Sat May 9, 2009 3:26 am Post #11850 |
Randomer than you since 1992
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:33 am Post #11851 |
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:34 am Post #11852 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:34 am Post #11853 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:34 am Post #11854 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:34 am Post #11855 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:34 am Post #11856 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:35 am Post #11857 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:35 am Post #11858 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:36 am Post #11859 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat May 9, 2009 8:37 am Post #11860 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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