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AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:38 pm Post #11561
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM Sometimes a Box Pun Quote Just Makes Our Day Female older admin: That's not my box. Male supervisor: Well, it was listed as yours. Female older admin: Not my box. Not my box. Male supervisor: Well, maybe Kate just thought it looked like yours. Female older admin: Nope. (pause) I am still missing my box. That is not my box. Male supervisor: Hmmm, Caroline was missing her box too, maybe this is her box. (louder) Hey Caroline, what does your box look like? Caroline: What? Female older admin, under breath: Not my box. Brooklyn Center, Minnesota Overheard by: I'm tired today.



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:40 pm Post #11562
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM I Speak Several Sub-Saharan Languages Boss: Can you come help me with this Excel thing? I deleted something that I needed. Admin: Okay. Well, you should just click "undo". Boss: What's "clickundo"? Dayton, Oregon Overheard by: glad to be in a different department



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:40 pm Post #11563
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM She Thought It Was Important I Tell Everyone at the Office Female coworker: So how's your wife? Male coworker: Not good, actually. Female coworker: Why, what's up? Male coworker: Well, she's having pains...in her... Ummmm...baby area. Ummm...you know. Brooklyn Center, Minnesota Overheard by: adelhiede



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:40 pm Post #11564
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM Serves You Right for Tossing Your Own Salad Elderly worker: I just teabagged myself! (referring to actually dropping a tea bag on herself) Pipersville, Pennsylvania



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:41 pm Post #11565
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM In Addition to the One Labeled "Important Fire Safety Instructions" Manager: What time is my meeting with you? Employee: I don't know. I got your e-mail, but didn't know you were talking about, so I deleted it. Broadway & Walker New York City Overheard by: office peon hates meetings



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:42 pm Post #11566
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	9AM The Party Game That's Taking the Children's Birthday Circuit by Storm! Blonde coworker: Oh, I just thought of something sad! Now no-one is going to get the beaver! Spearfish, South Dakota Overheard by: deeegeee



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:44 pm Post #11567
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM Connecting Across the Room Is Close Enough Work study employee: So then this guy looks at me, and starts talking about tantra and leering at me, right? Coworker: What in the hell is tantra? Work study employee: (explains briefly) Coworker: God, so it's not even kinky, it's just damn boring. Who the hell wants to connect on a deeper level? Shit. Eastern Washington University Cheney, Washington



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:45 pm Post #11568
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM And Should I Be Sitting in Front Of a Computer for This? Tech support rep: Okay, so go ahead and type in the url in the address bar. Customer: Okay, uh, um, should I be on the internet? Tech support rep: Yes. Customer: Okay. Um. Okay. So uh, should I google "internet"? Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: loves three way calling and the mute button



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:47 pm Post #11569
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM Australia? Female coworker #1: Why are you looking at my stomach? Female coworker #2: I ain't looking at your stomach. I am looking down there. Female coworker #1: What's "down there"? New York City, New York



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:47 pm Post #11570
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM Because Slacking Off Together Would Be Wrong Manager, discussing female coworker who is slacking: Well, make sure you stay on top of her. Worker: Yup, I'll be on top of her for sure! Toronto Ontario



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:47 pm Post #11571
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM Well, I'm Trying Not to Get My Hopes Up... Analyst #1: Yeah, I have a meeting with him tomorrow. Analyst #2: Is he going to give you the golden shower? Boston, Massachusetts



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:48 pm Post #11572
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM Well the Tutu Looks Lovely, Larry. Manager, singing: I don't have any pants on...I still have my shoes on and my socks rolled up...I don't have any pants on. San Diego, California



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:49 pm Post #11573
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM Before Bible Study Manager, training new employee: If they call and are interested in strap-on play and ask for, say, mistress Lola, tell them she's been roaming the halls with her strap-on, humping the walls. New employee, with wide eyes: Really? Established employee, passing by: Only on Sundays. Grand & Ogden Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Yes, It's a BDSM Dungeon



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:50 pm Post #11574
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM Feminists: Ah-Hah! Coworker: So they were a nice group of girls. Boss: Were they bright? Coworker: Not overly. They were, umm, nice. Boss: That's good. I like that. (both walk out the door) Toronto Canadia



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 9:51 pm Post #11575
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	9AM And She Adored My Appendix Handbag Coworker #1: I had two gallstones removed years ago, and I kept them. I want to get them made into earrings for my wife. Coworker #2: But that's creepy. What if she doesn't want to wear them? Coworker #1: If she really loved me, she would! Norwood Park South Norwood, Massachusetts



Ltpondwater9	Fri May 8, 2009 12:20 am Post #11576
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Ltpondwater9	Fri May 8, 2009 12:20 am Post #11577
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Ltpondwater9	Fri May 8, 2009 12:21 am Post #11579
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