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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:04 pm Post #11541 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:04 pm Post #11542 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:04 pm Post #11543 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:04 pm Post #11544 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:05 pm Post #11545 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:05 pm Post #11546 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:05 pm Post #11547 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:05 pm Post #11548 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:05 pm Post #11549 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:09 pm Post #11551 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:09 pm Post #11552 |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Thu May 7, 2009 9:09 pm Post #11553 |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 7, 2009 9:33 pm Post #11554 |
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You Can't Spell "Intoxication" Without "Toxic" Guy to girl sipping drink: Can I try some? (takes a sip) That tastes like the stuff I used to get lice out of my hair! Girl, taking another sip: Yeah, it totally does! Another girl at table: Gimme some! --Union Square Overheard by: Another Andy Samberg Fan |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 7, 2009 9:34 pm Post #11555 |
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When Woodsy Owl Drinks Little boy in bathroom stall: Knock knock. Mom in bathroom stall: Who's there? Little boy in bathroom stall: I pooped in my pants! --Ellen's Stardust Diner, Times Square |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 7, 2009 9:35 pm Post #11556 |
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Nothing Personal Hobo, standing too close: Don't worry, pretty girl, you ain't got nothing to be scared of. I won't hurt you. Pretty girl: Oh, I'm not. (smiles) But you should be terrified, 'cause I'll f*ck you up. --14th St Overheard by: Lucy Lurks |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 7, 2009 9:36 pm Post #11557 |
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They're Like the Ocean-- the Pressure's Strongest on the Bottom Girl: It's so good to see you! I'm so glad you're coming to the party! Guy #1: Me too! I'm excited. Girl: But we should warn you--there's a very good chance this could turn into an orgy. Guy #2: Not to put any pressure on you. Guy #1: I mean, that's awesome. I've never been to an orgy before. --NJ Transit Overheard by: Flustered Commuter |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 7, 2009 9:37 pm Post #11558 |
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from overheardattheoffice.com 5PM I Keep Mine in a Jar in the Office Fridge Coworker #1: I don't get paying money to play WoW. You're essentially paying for the satisfaction of clicking a button. Coworker #2: Exactly, that's why I use that money for porn. Coworker #1: True, at least when you're done with porn you have something to show for it. Rochester, New York Overheard by: Rick |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 7, 2009 9:37 pm Post #11559 |
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4PM Well, What's That Metal Thing Sticking Out Of Your Head? Coworker #1: What are you talking about? Coworker #2: I'm telling them how my parents almost aborted me. Coworker #3, walking in: What are you guys talking about? Coworker #2: It's a survival story! Branchburg, New Jersey |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 7, 2009 9:38 pm Post #11560 |
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3PM The "Enter" Key's Somewhere Near the Middle Of Your Keyboard, Sir Tech on phone: Please click start, type "cmd" and press enter. (pause) It should have brought up a command prompt. (pause) Nothing yet? Hmmm. Let me remote in. (starts laughing uncontrollably) Sir, you have to type "cmd" and press the enter key. Typing "cmdandpressenter" will not work. Sorry I wasn't more clear. Dodge St Omaha, Nebraska Overheard by: northern lad |
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