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AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:35 pm Post #11521
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardatthebeach.com Introducing, the Most Cerebral Blonde at Manasquan Snack bar worker: Do you ladies need anything for your iced coffees? Brunette 40-something: I hate to be a pain, but do you have any skimmed milk? Snack bar worker (returning): I'm sorry ma'm, we ran out of skimmed milk but I did find some fat-free milk! Brunette 40-something: Oh, thank you so much. (turns to blonde friend) She was so sweet, I didn't have the heart to tell her it's the same shit. Blonde 40-something friend: It is? --Manasquan Beach, New Jersey Overheard by: Beach Bum



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:35 pm Post #11522
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	At Least He Didn't Call Me "Woman" This Time Mom, while burying her four-year-old son in the sand: Yo, did you hear what he just said? He said "don't pat too hard or my balls will explode!" --Rockaway Beach, New York Overheard by: That's why I'm scared to have kids



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:36 pm Post #11523
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Moral Of the Story: Next Time Get Too Wasted to Start Your Car Blonde girl #1: I got a fcking DUI last night, can you believe that shit? Blonde girl #2: Well, you were* pretty drunk last night... Blonde girl #1: So? Everyone else was, too! Blonde girl #2: Yeah, but they weren't driving around everywhere. --Isla Vista beach, Santa Barbara, California Overheard by: just trying to study



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:37 pm Post #11524
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Why Does This Restaurant Hate Freedom? Waitress: Do you want cheddar, mozzarella, or Swiss on your burger? Customer: Um... American? --The Purple Parrot, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Hollywood



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:38 pm Post #11525
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardinnewyork.com That's Crazy Talk! Drunk guy to hot girl: We should get some Viagra, so we can still have sex even though I've been drinking. Hot girl to drunk guy: How about you just don't get drunk every night. --Spring Loung, SohO



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:39 pm Post #11526
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Rocky Horror Mother Goose Ruined My Whole Generation Girl: I had a wonderful childhood. (looks at photos of a child) Boy: Yeah? I f*ckin' had to listen to Tim Curry narrating nursery rhymes... That's terrifying. --Pier 92



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:40 pm Post #11527
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I've Taken Giggling and Flirting About As Far As They'll Go Pretty orthodox Jewish girl #1: Man, if I wasn't religious, I would be such a slut. Pretty orthodox Jewish girl #2: I hear ya. --Kings County Hospital Overheard by: awesome sauce



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:40 pm Post #11528
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Like, Have You Tried Putting a Bag Over His Head? Salesgirl #1: Why are you going to an ugly boy's party? Salesgirl #2: Because I'm cool with his friends. Salesgirl #1: Doesn't he know he's ugly? --Urban Outfitters Overheard by: Kaitlen



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:40 pm Post #11529
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Mike Myers, Is That You? Hobo: Hey! Is that a cell phone? Lady with thick NY accent: Yes, it is, sir. Hobo: We're going to be eating them next week. Lady, without missing a beat: Yeah, they taste great with butter. --East Village Overheard by: Joshua



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:41 pm Post #11530
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Wondered Where They Came from Girl #1: Why don't they just sell the rest of the land then? Girl #2: I told you they're just using it all for douchebag farming! --2 Train



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:42 pm Post #11531
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Poor Sally Girl #1: Yeah, her mom looks weird. Girl #2: Yeah, she looks like a troll driving. Girl #1: Well, she looks like a troll all the time. Girl #2: Sure, but what's more awkward...a troll or a troll driving? --86th St & Ridge Blvd



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:42 pm Post #11532
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Do You Know Where Your Ovaries Are? NYU girl: There's some chick in my building dressed as a giant package of birth control. Friend: It must be Wednesday. --University & Waverly



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:43 pm Post #11533
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	It's Recycled Fabric, Motherfcker! Hobo to bunch of hipster teenagers in line for a show: Is this the line for a shelter? Teenagers: No. Mini hipster girl, after he goes away: Oh, hell no. Did he just think I was homeless? I'm wearing fcking American Apparel. --Bowery & Delancy



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:44 pm Post #11534
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Little Did He Know Her Credit Came With Zero Interest Hispanic guy, noting hot chick passerby: Hey, baby. Hot chick: (rolls eyes) Hispanic guy: (takes off shirt and puts it on the ground for her to walk over) Hot chick, stopping: I'll give you some credit for that one...but f*ck off. (continues walking) --50th & 9th Overheard by: passerby Headline by: ddv



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:45 pm Post #11535
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Rock! Mom: First it will be spring, then summer, then time for you to go to kindergarten. Four-year-old boy: Will there be nice kids there? Mom: Are there nice kids at your day care now? Four-year-old boy: Yeees... Mom: You're the only bad kid at day care. Four-year-old boy: I knooow! --Uptown D Train



AWOLangel	Thu May 7, 2009 8:45 pm Post #11536
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Angel Of Death Had Difficulty Sustaining Friendships Suit #1: So I said to them "happy anniversary, here's your cemetery plot." Suit #2 (astonished): What? You really bought them cemetery plots for their anniversary? Suit #1: Yeah. I knew he was gonna drop soon, so I bought them. Suit #2: Well, I guess it's the gift that keeps on giving. --Grand Central Overheard by: LF



Ltpondwater9	Thu May 7, 2009 9:03 pm Post #11537
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