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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:36 pm Post #11341 |
 
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Guy to girl: I have a proprietary interest in your nipples. --Park Slope Overheard by: Hunter (aka |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:36 pm Post #11342 |
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Hobo coming out of cardboard box to group of blonde chicks: Run yo nipples! --Blake St |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:37 pm Post #11343 |
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Teenage girl: It's so f*cking cold my nipples could pick up radio stations. --Central Park |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:37 pm Post #11344 |
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Hobo, yelling at couple on the street: What the hell I look like to you? Huh?! I'm a gangsta! If I had three nipples and no legs, I'd still get laid! (shakes cane at them) --41st & 8th Overheard by: S&B at STJ |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:37 pm Post #11345 |
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Black guy, cutting in front of line at movie theater: Excuse me, Barack Obama is President now. Thank you. --AMC Movie Theater Overheard by: Emmy |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:37 pm Post #11346 |
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Man with hand stuck in bus door to bus driver: We got a black President and you actin' like this? You civil service! --14D Bus |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:38 pm Post #11347 |
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Sketching Jamaican hobo: Obama is some kinda skateboard. --Shuttle to Times Square |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:38 pm Post #11348 |
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Man to toddler in his arms: That's Obama. He's gonna save us all from doom! From doom! --University & 12th St |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:38 pm Post #11349 |
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Girl on cell: I'm really mad that he's telling everyone I gave him head, and calling my mom a milf. --West 72nd Urban Outfitters Overheard by: Will |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:38 pm Post #11350 |
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Student on cell: I can't wait to put that in my mouth. --Columbia University Overheard by: Wait, What? |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:38 pm Post #11351 |
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30-something to teen: I'm telling you: ignore a bitch and she'll be giving you head in a day. --Central Park |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:39 pm Post #11352 |
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Slutty girl: So after about five minutes, I took a break and my jaw was shaking. --87th & 3rd |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:39 pm Post #11353 |
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Eight-year-old Russian boy, in Martin Luther King voice: I had a dream, that one day...I pooped. (giggles) --Q Ttrain Overheard by: Robert G. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:40 pm Post #11354 |
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Woman on cell: There's no law against defecation. --3rd Ave & 10th St Overheard by: SophieMed my comment: it depends on where |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:40 pm Post #11355 |
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Man whispering into cell: I'm going to have to take a number two while we're talking. --Sunshine Suites |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:40 pm Post #11356 |
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20-something guy to friends: When I poop on something, I want someone to notice! --Bushwick, Brooklyn Overheard by: I prefer to flush |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:41 pm Post #11357 |
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Earth chick on cell: I had meditation and yoga class today. So, if you're coming over tonight we have to have spiritual sex. --Barnes & Noble |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:41 pm Post #11358 |
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Guy on cell: You're never going to believe this, but I need to tell you anyways. I just did some witchcraft. --9th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Smoking Student |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:41 pm Post #11359 |
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Rich white girl with dog in purse: Yeah, so when I went to go buy a dog, I picked Pookie out because he's a Pisces and I'm a Virgo, and that way our personalities will match. --C Train Overheard by: evan my comment: does that work with humans & dogs? |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:42 pm Post #11360 |
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White dude to another: I'd like to see what his chi looks like. --Chinatown Overheard by: Aileen |
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