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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:30 pm Post #11321 |
 
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Girl with huge curly hair: You see I, ugh...randomly wake up reaching up to feel, and see if my hair is still there. Then my subconscious is like "wait! Am I breathing?" Oh yes. I'm breathing! --Chat N Chew Restaurant |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:30 pm Post #11322 |
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Young teen guy to girlfriend: You see, I got hairline issues. You know, 'cuz when you get older, your hair follicles increase and your hair is less. I'm not used to my hair. It used to be here (points to his forehead), but now it's here. (points to the same place on his forehead) I got hairline issues. --4 Ttrain Overheard by: Megz |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:31 pm Post #11323 |
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Nanny, adjusting ward's ponytail: If I fall, I'm taking your hair with me. --5 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:31 pm Post #11324 |
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Hobo to long-haired hipster playing around with remote-control car: Get a job, assh*le! --Norfolk & Rrivington, Lower East Side Overheard by: globalvillageidiot |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:31 pm Post #11325 |
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Hobo to passerby: Hey, wanna c#m on my ass? --72nd St & Amsterdam Overheard by: Rei |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:31 pm Post #11326 |
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Hobo to girl giving him money: Not too much, gorgeous! --13th St & University |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:32 pm Post #11327 |
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Hobo: What time is bedtime at the Neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand! (pause) Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-seven year olds? Because there's twenty of them! --1 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:32 pm Post #11328 |
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Bag lady, screaming and chasing a suit: You muthaf*cka, you stole my 401k! I'ma getchya and take it back! --52nd & 6th Overheard by: Get me out of Finance |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:32 pm Post #11329 |
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President: Are they de-seminating the office?...I mean decimating? --40th & Madison Ave Overheard by: EScrillz |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:33 pm Post #11330 |
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Girl reading poster: The fastest... (pause) "fastest." Is that a word? --42nd St AMC Theatre Overheard by: Steph |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:33 pm Post #11331 |
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Man on cell: Yeah, well that's what the beasting is for! --Penn Station |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:33 pm Post #11332 |
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Woman to friends: You know me, I say what I speak. --Fordham Road |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:33 pm Post #11333 |
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Frenchman trying to learn English: I was a beef with those potatoes! --TGI Fridays, Times Square Overheard by: CS |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:33 pm Post #11334 |
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Hipster art student to friend: As much as...like...whatever, like. --School of Visual Arts Overheard by: I guess that's English |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:34 pm Post #11335 |
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Tourist: I feel so elated! Wait...no, I mean, "violated." --Uptown 3 Train Overheard by: Sally Tempo |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:34 pm Post #11336 |
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Nerdy tourist boy looking at display: My depth perception is yelling at me... --Museum of Natural History Overheard by: jules |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:35 pm Post #11337 |
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Pizza guy on cell: Have a good 4th... What? No, I said to have a good 4th, not "may the force be with you." (pause) Have a good 4th. (pause) Yeah, have a good 4th, and may the force be with you. Uh- huh. Good night. --Dekalb & Hall St, Brooklyn |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:35 pm Post #11338 |
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Indian nerd to friends, in the midst of heated debate: Dude, vitamins are f*cking weak! --Grand Central Subway Platform Overheard by: djprojexion |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:35 pm Post #11339 |
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Geek on cell, in line at Comic Con: Dude, I'm at the con... It's like, ten times more awesome...than anything awesome! --NYC Comic Con Overheard by: RedmanInc |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 6, 2009 7:36 pm Post #11340 |
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Nerdy guy: Some super powers come with implied powers. Like the power of flight. You assume the power of wind resistance, because you'd get pretty freaking cold flying 200 mph. But no one ever thinks of that. --Fordham Law School |
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