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Ltpondwater9	Wed May 6, 2009 5:44 pm Post #11301
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Gummy	Wed May 6, 2009 5:45 pm Post #11302
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



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AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:24 pm Post #11309
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardeverywhere.com Especially If I'm Saying, "Faster...Harder...God...Ohhh" Black guy to friends: I swear, every time I start talking to a girl she gets pregnant. (pause) Fo' real. Bowling Green, Kentucky Overheard by: You must have been doing more than talking
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:24 pm Post #11310
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Or It Would If You Didn't Keep Pausing to Vomit. College girl on cell: You're making a valid argument. It sounds completely sober! Boston, Massachusetts
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:25 pm Post #11311
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	For Those Who've Lost Theirs, We Offer Replacements for a Small Fee. Male flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, we have finally arrived at a gate. Please make sure you have all your personal belongings before you disembark: iPods, cell phones, BlackBerrys, small pets, sweaters, sunglasses, and since we just came from Las Vegas, wedding rings. Make sure you get those back on folks. Oakland Airport, California Overheard by: kat
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:25 pm Post #11312
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	That's When I Realized I Was Hog-Tied. Redneck: So then I woke up, and she was hitting me in the head because I passed out and she couldn't wake me up, even though she pulled my eyelids back and everything. So then I was like "Why are you so mad when we just went to the best rodeo of our life?" Auburn, Alabama
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:25 pm Post #11313
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	At Midnight It Turns Into a Pumpkin Thug wannabe: Damn, you see that white girl? She got a magic booty. Mall Buford, Georgia Overheard by: girl with the magical booty
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:26 pm Post #11314
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Same with Underaged Hookers Dude #1: Do you smoke? Dude #2: No. Dude #1: You should. It's really cheap here. Java Indonesia Overheard by: not the person who overheard this (whatupM!!! : P)
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:26 pm Post #11315
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Raise Your Hand If You Want To, After Reading This? Dutch flight attendant, collecting airsick bags: Vomit? Vomit? Vomit? Vomit? Thank you. Vomit? Vomit, sir? NWA Flight Newark Airport, New Jersey Overheard by: Ladle
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:26 pm Post #11316
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Clearly, Mr. Montague Had Swallowed Too Many Capulets Girl on phone: Oh my god, I seriously didn't think anyone could act like that unless they were on something! (pause) I know! He was slurring his speech, staggering all over the place, and talking about Romeo and Juliet! Berkeley, California Overheard by: one of these things is not like the other...
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:27 pm Post #11317
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	You've Been Spending Too Much Time with Raspy Aunt Selma Three-year-old: Pick me up some cigarettes! I need a smoke! Dad: What did you just say!? Kansas
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:28 pm Post #11318
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I'd Say White Is Fairly Accurate Son, yelling from back of bus: Mom, what color is Jewish? Mother: (sinks lower into her seat, pretends not to hear) Son, yelling again: Well...is it white? Is it tan? San Francisco, California Overheard by: Freda
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:29 pm Post #11319
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardinnewyork.com Girl: I can't decide if I should wear my hair up or down. (friend nods) I mean, you know when you have to make, like...decisions? --Bathroom, Columbia University
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Wed May 6, 2009 7:29 pm Post #11320
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Very white middle-school boy, yelling to friends: He say yo' momma got a cheap-ass weave! --87th & Lexington
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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