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AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 2:24 pm Post #10881
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Think I Can Put That on My Acting Resume? Gay man: You know how when the cops come to arrest some guy in the middle of the night, there's always some screaming woman in bed with him? Girl: Yeah? Gay man: I was that woman! --Butler Library, Columbia University



AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 2:47 pm Post #10882
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	We Still Blame Sarah Silverman for Our Uncharitable Thoughts Cashier #1: Me and my ex-boyfriend are on common ground. Cashier #2: What does that mean? Cashier #1: We both know it will never work out between us. Cashier #2: Didn't he say he wanted to knock you up again or something? Cashier #1: Yes. --Grocery Store, Chelsea Overheard by: Torch



AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 2:48 pm Post #10883
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Meet the Luckiest Guy in New York Guy: You still owe me money for that blwjob. Girl: No, you owe me money for that blwjob. Guy: No, remember? You said you were so desperate to blw someone that you'd pay for it, and so I said you could blw me. Girl: Oh, yeah. --Williamsburg



AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 3:14 pm Post #10884
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	When You Unwittingly Help a Tourist, We All Lose Out Chubby Mideastern white tourist: Hey! Is this Houston Street? Thug: I've had enough of you tourists! One more of this Hooostin Street shit and I'mma bust a cap in yo Midwestern fat asses! Husband of Mideastern white tourist: I'm guessing it is. --Houston Street



AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 3:15 pm Post #10885
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Are Ducks As Juicy As Everyone Says? Large black woman showing pictures on her phone: Now tell me if that ain't Daffy duck gettin' hisself a bl*wjob! Young hipster #1: It definitely is! Large black woman: Now what do y'all think this is? Young hipster #2: I can't really tell... Large black woman: It's a d!ck! --73rd St & Amsterdam Overheard by: Tim Jones



AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 3:16 pm Post #10886
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	If We're Not, We're Going to Be After This. Girl #1: What's your name? Girl #2: Dana. Girl #1: Okay. Wait, are we friends? Girl #2: Yeah! On Facebook! --1 Train



AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 3:16 pm Post #10887
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	When Katie Lost Her Slip-n-Slide Virginity, She Wanted to Shout It from the Rooftops Teen girl: And then... Teen guy: Yeah, I know, it gets all slippery. Teen girl: No! Let me tell you the details! --Brooklyn



AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 3:20 pm Post #10888
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	He's Writing an Angry Letter to Our Congressman As We Speak Girl #1: So how was the movie date with Adam? Girl #2: Good! We saw Watchmen. I really liked it! Girl #1: Did he like it? Girl #2: Yeah, but he was upset about the nudity. The c*ck-to-t!ts ratio was not in his favor. --58th & 8th



AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 3:31 pm Post #10889
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	If Shroomers Wrote Soap Operas Standing dude: Yo, why are you staring at me? Seated girl: Oh. Never mind. From the side, you looked like this dude I went to boarding school with. But you're not. I think he's on mushrooms. Standing dude: I was on shrooms yesterday... Seated girl: Scott? Standing dude: Julia? Seated girl: Sh!t! --L Train



AWOLangel	Tue May 5, 2009 3:31 pm Post #10890
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	And It Turned Out I Just Wasn't Used to a Boyfriend That Pale? Fat black girlfriend: Remember when I used to get high and see dead people in my house? Nerdy white boyfriend: What? --7th Ave & 1st St



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:32 pm Post #10891
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:32 pm Post #10892
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:33 pm Post #10893
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:33 pm Post #10894
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:33 pm Post #10895
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:33 pm Post #10896
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:33 pm Post #10897
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:34 pm Post #10898
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:34 pm Post #10899
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Tue May 5, 2009 5:34 pm Post #10900
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



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