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AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:25 pm Post #10621
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	...Or Me Having to Give It. 20-something woman preparing turkey to guy: I'm not sure what's worse, pulling all this out of the turkey's ass, or you taking it in the ass last night. Orlando, Florida Overheard by: At least some one had a happy thanksgiving



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:25 pm Post #10622
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	All Children Left Behind Will Be Used As Slaves Flight attendant, during speech: There is also an overhead call button, that if you misuse, will eject you from the aircraft. Flight go Los Angeles, California Overheard by: Hikari



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:28 pm Post #10623
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Hey, Some Shoes Aren't Virtuous-- Crocs? Wingtips? Young gay man: Whereas, lacking the virtue of shoes, men must content themselves with being jerks. Female friend: A poor consolation, and unfashionable. Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Bethany



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:28 pm Post #10624
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Yeah, That "God" Bit Was a Slick Cop-Out Girl to pregnant friend: You're just like Mary, mother of Jesus...except she knew who the father was. Toronto Canadia



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:29 pm Post #10625
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	But Slightly More Than Salt and Pepa Sociology professor: Today, we'll be talking about sex. (students mumble) Sociology professor: I heard that. (pause) How much do I know about it? Well, I can tell you: less than my cheating ex-girlfriend. University Classroom Virginia Overheard by: Nicole



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:29 pm Post #10626
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	..Before They Would Give Us a Home Loan. Sorority girl, walking from class with a friend: Yeah, so they made us cook naked. Kent State University Kent, Ohio



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:31 pm Post #10627
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM No Request Is Too Bizarre for a New Orleans Escort Service Advertising intern, dialing number: Hello, I was wondering if you still have the silver ferret from yesterday? Okay, thanks. New Orleans, Louisiana Overheard by: get me out of here



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:31 pm Post #10628
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM Serial Killers Excel at Door-to-Door Sales Project manager, about interviewee: He's like Ted Bundy sexy! Ada, Michigan Overheard by: Just a temp



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:32 pm Post #10629
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM Be Sure to Fill Out a Freudian Slip First Boss: What are you going to do on your lunch break? Assistant: I think I might go outside and spread my legs. Boss: Pardon? Assistant: I said I think I might go outside and stretch my legs. (walks off very quickly) North Ryde Australia Overheard by: Sinead



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:33 pm Post #10630
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM Clinton's Original Testimony Was Even More Suspect Coworker #1: Did you inhale? Coworker #2: I never exhaled! Branchburg, New Jersey



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:33 pm Post #10631
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM Though Either One Could Beat Batman in a Fight Writer to editorial assistant: Ham is more powerful than bacon, unless you eat a lot of bacon. Hinsdale, Illinois



AWOLangel	Mon May 4, 2009 5:42 pm Post #10632
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM Number Fours Are When a Baby Comes Out Engineer: Damn, I'm tired. I was up all night with a case of the number threes. VP: Number threes? Engineer: You know, when you think you have to go number two, but actually you have to puke in the bathtub. Paterson, New Jersey



Gummy	Mon May 4, 2009 6:29 pm Post #10633
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	Now where did my Spamming Buddy go?



Ltpondwater9	Mon May 4, 2009 6:31 pm Post #10634
Tomahawk Chop Posts: 13,389 Group: Cardassian 10000 post spammer Member #1,768 Joined: January 9, 2008	Which



Ltpondwater9	Mon May 4, 2009 6:31 pm Post #10635
Tomahawk Chop Posts: 13,389 Group: Cardassian 10000 post spammer Member #1,768 Joined: January 9, 2008	One



Ltpondwater9	Mon May 4, 2009 6:31 pm Post #10636
Tomahawk Chop Posts: 13,389 Group: Cardassian 10000 post spammer Member #1,768 Joined: January 9, 2008	??



Gummy	Mon May 4, 2009 6:31 pm Post #10637
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	A



Gummy	Mon May 4, 2009 6:32 pm Post #10638
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	W



Gummy	Mon May 4, 2009 6:32 pm Post #10639
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	O



Gummy	Mon May 4, 2009 6:32 pm Post #10640
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	L



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