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AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 7:56 pm Post #10341
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Happy Hour Starts in 15 Minutes Professor: Okay, let's review. What's it called when you put geological events in sequential order? Basketball star #1: Calligraphy! Basketball star #2: Naw dude, that's writing. Basketball star #1: Oh yeah...that's what the Egyptians did, huh? Basketball star #2: Naw, that's hieroglyphics, man. Professor: The answer is "stratigraphy." Let's move on quickly. Geology 101 Mesa, Arizona Overheard by: YeahKey



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 7:56 pm Post #10342
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Kinda Like Denim and Leggings Man #1: I know this is stupid, but are buffalo extinct? Man #2: No, they used to be. Austin, Texas



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 7:57 pm Post #10343
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	My Mother Always Said I Married a Piece Of Trash Neighbor, talking about busy husband: Yeah, he may take Monday off just to decompose. Burke, Virginia Overheard by: Jimmy C



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 7:57 pm Post #10344
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Only Because Of All These Brown Splotches, Though. Girl #1: He keeps calling me a slut whenever I see him, and I'm like "what the hell?", you know? Girl #2: You should say something back. Girl #1: Yeah, but I don't know what. Girl #2: Oh! Let me help you, I'm good with comebacks! You should say, "well, at least I... (long pause) ...look like a cookie." High School Bathroom Las Vegas, Nevada Overheard by: Meghan



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 7:57 pm Post #10345
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	We're Just Two Very Misguided People Colliding in Space Redhead to 30-something man: You like Jason Mraz. I like Jason Mraz. Therefore, we're not having an affair. Line for Jason Mraz Concert Hammersmith Apollo, London England Overheard by: Tom



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:00 pm Post #10346
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Now Line Up! Professor: Someone is going to take their pee and throw it at you. Yes. It is going to happen. Parkside, Wisconsin



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:00 pm Post #10347
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	AIDS Is Too Political Guy on cell: So I'm just sticking with gonorrhea...that way, no one will ask any questions. Haight Street San Francisco, California Overheard by: Adriana



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:02 pm Post #10348
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardinnewyork.com With Benefits Girl #1: You know that guy she is with? He's not homeless, but he just got off the homeless track, you know? Girl #2: Yeah, she's like his little helper. --Metro North Rail



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:03 pm Post #10349
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Don't Know How They Can Walk Around With Those Things Gay #1: Women love to say that word. Gay #2: They totally do. Gay #1: Va-jay-jay. --Ave B & 10th St Overheard by: Courtney



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:03 pm Post #10350
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Puta. Hispanic mother: Do you want to take the classes in English or Spanish, sweetie? Little girl: English! Mother, disappointed: Oh. Well, I want you to take them in Spanish. --Metropolitan Museum of Art Overheard by: Fresca P.



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:03 pm Post #10351
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	What Happens When You Watch Too Much Jeopardy Girl #1: Have you ever been to Flushing? Girl #2: What's the point of this question? Girl #1: It's not even a question, I'm just asking you! --LaGuardia High School Overheard by: vieve



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:05 pm Post #10352
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	But I Need the Money for Drugs! Subway hipster #1: I'm totally straight edge now. Subway hipster #2: Dude, you have sex for money, that is not straight edge. --5 Train Overheard by: isonomist



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:05 pm Post #10353
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Is It Worse If They're Girls, or If They're Boys? Discuss. Wannabe hipster #1: Oh my god, I feel, like, soooo sexy. And he thinks so too. I haven't showered in like, two days. Wannabe hipster #2: Oh my god, like, that's sooooo sexy. Wannabe hipster #1: I am sooooo sexy... --57th & 10th



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:05 pm Post #10354
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	And Why Are You All Whispering? Conductor: Hoboken train. Hoboken, Hoboken, Hoboken. Man with earbuds, yelling to passengers: Is this the Hoboken train? --PATH Station



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:06 pm Post #10355
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Lemme Guess-- You Take the Subway at Rush Hour? Normal-looking guy #1: And this is why I need a suit of armor. Normal-looking guy #2: I know man, me too. --76th & 2nd



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:07 pm Post #10356
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Can't Do It 'til Good Friday, Though Large bald man: The first time I was flogged by my master, it was revelatory. Man in sunglasses: Great. Well, I'd like to get you up on a cross, get you really straining. --19th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Sam



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:07 pm Post #10357
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	No More Johnny Depp Movies for You, Missy. Mom to overactive five-year-old: No, they can't put chocolate sprinkles on yo' taco! Overactive five-year-old, singing: Chocolate, chocolate, what a wonderful thing! Chocolate, chocolate, what a wonderful thing! --Long Island City Overheard by: astoria mets fan



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:08 pm Post #10358
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Mind If I Trace It with This Marker? Girl #1, in dressing room: How are these pants? Girl #2: They're too tight. Girl #1: They's supposed to be tight. Girl #2: But not so tight to where I can see the outline of your twat! --Gap, Colmbus Circle Overheard by: chokedwithlaughter



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:10 pm Post #10359
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Why Do You Think Gay People Are Always Redecorating? Girl: I feel like sex shouldn't have to involve major home reconstruction. Guy: It shouldn't, but it does. --Grand Army Plaza, Brooklyn Overheard by: Hunter



AWOLangel	Sun May 3, 2009 8:11 pm Post #10360
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Parents Do Self-Pity Better Than Kids-- More Material Kindergarten-age boy, getting off of elevator: Last night I had a dream, and it was so scary, when I woke up I couldn't talk. Harried dad, getting into elevator, muttering: Welcome to my f*cking life, kid. --Columbia School Overheard by: Tell me about it



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