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AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 7:11 pm Post #10121
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Sigmund Freud Drives a Bus? Obnoxious girl singing Spice Girls loudly: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want.. Bus driver, over mic: What d'you want? --Q34 Bus Overheard by: Donna



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:11 pm Post #10122
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 7:11 pm Post #10123
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	ZZ Top: She's Got Legumes, She Knows How to Use 'em! Friend #1: It smells like green beans on this train! Friend #2: Your mom smells like green beans. Friend #1: (pauses) I know. --F Train



AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 7:11 pm Post #10124
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Just Wondered How You Got Blue Ink on Your Tongue Hipster dude: So what was the special going away gift he gave you? Hot Latin chick: He let me sign his nuts this time! He's so f*cking hot. Hipster dude: Um...this time? Hot Latin chick: Yeah, for my birthday I signed his penis. Hipster dude: Stupid question...did you do anything else with it? Hot Latin chick: Dude? I'm not a slut! ...jeez, man. --Bar, Williamsburg Overheard by: likethisstupid



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:12 pm Post #10125
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 7:12 pm Post #10126
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	If It Conflicts with the Barney's Sale, We're Gonna Have a Problem Elegant woman in business suit: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I just wanted to let you all know that Jesus will be arriving soon. Tired worker: Sure lady, one moment. Let me get out my datebook. --6 Train Overheard by: hunterboy



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:12 pm Post #10127
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:12 pm Post #10128
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 7:12 pm Post #10129
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	My German Friends Tell Me What They Are Employee in fitting room: You all just cut those women in line. Woman in line: No, they said that they weren't in line. Right? Isn't that what they told all of you too? Employee: But they were here before all of you in line now, you can't cut them. Woman: They said that it was okay. I wouldn't just jump ahead of people. I'm Italian, but I do have limits. --Loehmann's, Upper West Side



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:13 pm Post #10130
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 7:13 pm Post #10131
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Says She Won't Give Up the Latex Chick #1: I was really surprised. I thought your mom would do it. Chick #2: You tried to get my mom into a leather fashion show? --Broadway & 113th St Overheard by: Nooner



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:13 pm Post #10132
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 7:13 pm Post #10133
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Warm Women Are Scarce in New York, Anyway Creepy patron: How's the cheesecake? Bored waitress: It's as close to heaven as you can get! Creepy patron: Well, people have different interpretations of heaven. Bored waitress: (says nothing) Creepy patron: Mine's a warm woman. Bored waitress: Well, we're not serving those today. Just cheesecake. --Village Bistro



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:13 pm Post #10134
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:14 pm Post #10135
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:14 pm Post #10136
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:14 pm Post #10137
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:15 pm Post #10138
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:15 pm Post #10139
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 7:16 pm Post #10140
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



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