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| AWOLangel | Sat May 2, 2009 6:59 pm Post #10101 |
 
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12PM ...I Thought This Was a Date. Guy peeing at urinal, looking over at another: So...what did ya call this meeting for? Other guy peeing: Uhhhh...what? Nashua, New Hampshire |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 2, 2009 6:59 pm Post #10102 |
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11AM Rumors About the Man in the Yellow Hat Have Been Greatly Exaggerated Manager: Yes, he's alive because he ate monkey shit. Granby Street Norfolk, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 2, 2009 7:00 pm Post #10103 |
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10AM So Are We Going Clubbing Tonight? Account tech, on two personal calls at once: Sorry, I was distracted by my work... Peabody Drive Champaign, Illinois |
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:00 pm Post #10104 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 2, 2009 7:00 pm Post #10105 |
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9AM Tonight: The Hardy Boys and the Can Opener Mystery Manager on phone with kids: You two need to work out this SpaghettiO's issue on your own. I'm in a meeting! Austin, Texas Overheard by: CubeRat |
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:01 pm Post #10106 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:01 pm Post #10107 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:02 pm Post #10108 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 2, 2009 7:02 pm Post #10109 |
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Over Seizure Salads Drunk middle aged lawyer: Okay, okay, here's one...what's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? Sober man: I'm afraid to ask. Drunk middle aged lawyer: One shucks between fits! Haw haw haw haw. (stumbles off). Sober man to puzzled-looking woman: I'll explain it to you later. --Alumni Cocktail Party, Brooklyn Law School Overheard by: Big Larry |
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:02 pm Post #10110 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:02 pm Post #10111 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:03 pm Post #10112 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 2, 2009 7:03 pm Post #10113 |
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Then Pull Up Your Pants, Sir. Crazy old man: Was I f*cking talking to you? Young hoodie: Yo man, you need to calm down. Crazy old man: Don't you f*cking talk to me! Young hoodie: Step off son, step off. Old guy, a few seats over: Hey! (points at both men, who stop and stare) Chilly willy everybody, chilly willy. --C Train Overheard by: Mr. Nightingale |
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:03 pm Post #10114 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:04 pm Post #10115 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:04 pm Post #10116 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 2, 2009 7:04 pm Post #10117 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 2, 2009 7:09 pm Post #10118 |
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I'm Going to Love Being Married to You Yuppie 20-something #1: So what'll we do if there's extra money? Yuppie 20-something #2: We'll just spend it on getting drunk! --Outside Chelsea Market, 16th & 9th |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 2, 2009 7:09 pm Post #10119 |
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Mr. Miyagi Will Be So Disappointed Girl #1, singing loudly: We're waxing yoooour vagina! We're waxing yoooour vagina! Girl #2: I'm gonna wax *your* vagina. Girl #1: No! --23rd St b/w 8th & 9th Overheard by: netdpb |
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| AWOLangel | Sat May 2, 2009 7:10 pm Post #10120 |
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My Piano Lessons Are Boring in Comparison Boy #1: Dude, I got Foley this weekend. Boy #2: Dude, that's awesome. How was she? Boy #1: She didn't know what she was doing, but the sex is going to be f*cking awesome. Boy #2: Dude, good for you man. --78th St Bus Stop |
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