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AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 6:50 pm Post #10081
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Especially When You Start Punting the Elves 40-something suit to another: I should go see Santa, but I'm a couple decades too late. (pause) And if you go without a kid, they think you're weird or something. LIRR Train Station New York Overheard by: BK



AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 6:51 pm Post #10082
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AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 6:51 pm Post #10083
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	It Takes a Real Man to Wear Strawberry Shortcake Garments, Sir. Scenester: I hate my life! Random passer-by: You have cool socks, though. Munich, Germany



AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 6:52 pm Post #10084
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AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 6:52 pm Post #10085
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Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 6:54 pm Post #10088
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Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 6:55 pm Post #10089
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AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 6:55 pm Post #10090
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	overheardatthebeach.com Some Children Are Never Properly Leash Trained Tired-looking mother: Alice! Heel! --Hunstanton, England Overheard by: Dan



Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 6:55 pm Post #10091
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AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 6:55 pm Post #10092
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Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 6:55 pm Post #10093
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Gummy	Sat May 2, 2009 6:56 pm Post #10094
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AWOLangel	Sat May 2, 2009 6:57 pm Post #10097
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