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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:43 pm Post #9861 |
 
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A Venti Boy, If You Catch My Drift. Barista #1: Katie, can you make one more tall Americano? Barista #2: Katie, can you make one black straight boy love me? Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Rook |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:43 pm Post #9862 |
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Dressed As a Boy! 12-year-old: She's such a slut. She went on a date alone with a boy! Mother: I don't believe that. 12-year-old: It's true! I was there! Denver, Colorado |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:44 pm Post #9863 |
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As Seen in Two Girls, One Cut Male suit: Did you know that the most common cosmetic surgery these days is vaginal rejuvenation? Female suit: "Vaginal rejuvenation," that's a mouthful. Starbucks New York Overheard by: Caged Monkey |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:44 pm Post #9864 |
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In the Recurrent Nightmare Of Christianity Girl, at beginning of Jesus Christ Superstar: Are they going to kill Jesus? Boyfriend: Well...yes, Sarah. That's sort of how it works. Jersey City, New Jersey Overheard by: Adam Nathan |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:45 pm Post #9865 |
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Today on All My Cookies Teen to friend: I don't care how many time you watch Sesame Street, it is not a soap opera. Wicklow Ireland |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:46 pm Post #9866 |
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Stop Referring to Juicy Juice That Way, Sadie. Little girl, seriously: This is what I like best about elevators. But it's not the blood of Christ. Cherry Creek Mall Denver, Colorado Overheard by: Lee |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:46 pm Post #9867 |
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...Except for My Dog, Who's Gunther. Drunk guy at bar: My life is an episode of Friends, only there's no girls, and everyone's Chandler. Bar Dayton, Ohio Overheard by: Kristin |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:46 pm Post #9868 |
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Her Shirt Says "Jesus Is My Homeboy" Fat drunk guy: I really like your shirt. It's very intellectual. Girl: Uh, thanks. Fat drunk guy: I mean, I'm in college, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films. Girl: Yeah, that'll be cool. Fat drunk guy: How old are you? Girl: I'm 16. Fat drunk guy: Oh, I'm 18. Well...I mean, I'm 23. Shreveport, Louisiana Overheard by: Elle |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:49 pm Post #9869 |
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from overheardinnewyork.com In San Francisco, All the Dirty Lumps Are People New Yorker: That's melted snow. Female Asian visitor: What? But it's so dirty. It doesn't look like snow at all. New Yorker: It's mixed with the dirt. Female Asian visitor: Oh, I thought it was a dead dog! New Yorker: What? Are you crazy? Female Asian visitor: Wait. I need to take a picture of this. --Midtown |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:49 pm Post #9870 |
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The Joker Got Fired from Every Job He Attempted Student: Could you go over question number 3? Professor, laughing maniacally: Ha ha ha ha ha! Student, questioningly: Ha ha ha ha? --NYU |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:50 pm Post #9871 |
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We Blame the Non-Honors Chemistry Conductor: Stand clear of the closing doors. Do not hold the doors. Crackhead holding doors: Suck my d!ck. I'm in the mob. I'm mobbed the f*ck up. Conductor: For those who continue to hold the doors, if I see you, police will be called. It's rush hour, people need to get where they're going. Crackhead holding doors: Shut the f*ck up. I went to Cornell, motherf*cker. Suck my d!ck. --Uptown 2 Train Overheard by: ED |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:51 pm Post #9872 |
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Your Editors Hate Racial Slurs, but Love Accuracy Russian girl: Yo, this tip is crooked. Asian nail tech: It not crooked, you Russian girls always complaining. Russian girl: Stupid gook! Asian nail tech: Oh, at least you get slur right! Everyone always "Chink! Chink!" I'm f*cking Korean! --Asian Nail Salon, 86th St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:51 pm Post #9873 |
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A Dirty Look at the Very Least Big black guy selling CDs: Hey, pretty lady...you like black people? Girl: No. Black guy: That's so cold. Girl's friend, whispering loudly: Did you just say no? He's going to shoot you. --Herald Square Overheard by: i dont like them either |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:51 pm Post #9874 |
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Um, in English Literature. Girl: Would you be mad if I became a dominatrix? It's not like I'd let the guys go down on me. It's a better option than prostitution. Guy: Or you could just *not* do sex work, since you have a PhD. --St. John's Place, Brooklyn Overheard by: Eavesdropper has become eavesdroppee! |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:52 pm Post #9875 |
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The Coolest Part Is, She Can Make It Smile. Drunk girl on corner, to friend coming out of McDonald's: Did you go pee? Drunk girl coming out of McDonald's: Yep. Drunk girl on corner: Vagina happy? Drunk girl coming out of McDonald's: Vagina happy! --Fulton St. & Gold St. Overheard by: the fundamental question |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:53 pm Post #9876 |
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When I'm Really in the Mood for a Closed One Today Man: I'm not going to have this conversation with you! Woman: Why not? Man: Because that's just setting myself up for an open-ended ass kicking. --Prospect Park Overheard by: Blueshmoo |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:55 pm Post #9877 |
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Maybe Wallpaper the Fortress Of Solitude Security guard #1: Yes sir, yes sir, I am definitely gonna put my pimp foot forward, yes sir, and then I'm gonna go home and change into my Superman outfit...and drink some coffee. Yes sir! Security guard #2: Mmhmm! --116th & Amsterdam, Columbia Overheard by: camillia* |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:55 pm Post #9878 |
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Why You Shouldn't Bitch in Front Of Your Kids: Encapsulated Little boy: Ow! Harried-looking mother: What? Little boy: My ovaries hurt. --N Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:55 pm Post #9879 |
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And I Needed Extra Room for My Toil and Trouble Girl #1: Why am I holding your bag? Girl #2: Because it was constraining my bubble! --E Train Overheard by: olivejuice |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 5:56 pm Post #9880 |
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We Ivy Leaguers Can Afford to Kill Ourselves with Cocaine Professor in stuffy room: Someone open a window. Student: We're on the fifth floor; they don't open. Professor: I don't understand why they don't unlock them. No one is going to kill themselves. We're not NYU. --Columbia University |
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