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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:38 pm Post #9841 |
 
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The Hockey Mask and Mug Of Syrup Were Also Excellent Clues Student #1: So what do you think, eh? Student #2: Are you Canadian? Student #1: Why in the world are you asking me that? Is it because I said "eh"? Student #2: Well, yeah. Student #1: That is a total misconception! Not all Canadians end sentences with the word "eh"! I can't believe you think that! Student #2: (thinking it over) So are you? Student #1: Canadian? Yes. Wabash Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Laughing as I pass |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:38 pm Post #9842 |
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Imagine That. Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: My friend said that I should use Photoshop and imagination to do this. I have Photoshop, but where can I get imagination? I've never heard of it. White boyfriend: You're kidding me, right? Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: What? White boyfriend: There is no software called "imagination." Just use your imagination. Duh! Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: You're so not getting a blowjob tonight. Toronto Canadia Overheard by: The white boyfriend |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:39 pm Post #9843 |
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Everyone Feels Like This When They See Tom Cruise Girl #1: Shit! Girl #2: What? Girl #1: I forgot to ask him if he's gay! Girl #2: But you don't even know him! Girl #1: I know, and now I've lost my chance...I'll wonder for the rest of my life if he was gay or not. And maybe one day, when I'm old and gray, I'll see him, at a bus-stop maybe, and then I'll try to ask him...and he'll be already on the bus, and I'll never know. Girl #2: You're kind of a freak. University of Delaware |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:42 pm Post #9844 |
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I Plan to Stop Smoking Just Before That Professor: Do we know if marijuana has any long-term effects? Male student: Ball cancer. Western Michigan University Overheard by: H |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:42 pm Post #9845 |
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I Grow Weary Of Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Lady shopper on cell: I was just told by a Mexican guy that I should eat more cheese, so I'll have a bigger ass. Value Village Bellingham, Washington |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:43 pm Post #9846 |
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Yeah, I've Been Making Guacamole All Night Long Hungover conference attendee: Ugh, it's early. Appalled conference attendee, scooting chair away: You smell like a dead hooker covered in alcoholic bum piss. And avocado. Conference Center Las Vegas, Nevada |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:43 pm Post #9847 |
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But She Just Wanted to Take My Lunch Order Male student: I mean, I thought she wanted me to cum on her tummy! Rutgers University New Jersey Overheard by: Alice Haefeli |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:43 pm Post #9848 |
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That's Not Right Girl who always rides skateboard: And so we were playing ping pong, and he took his shirt off! Friend: Right. Girl who always rides skateboard: And then he let me hit stuff against him! Rangi Ruru Girls' School New Zealand |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:44 pm Post #9849 |
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In an Unrelated Question? Old woman: They don't make that many good movies nowadays. Young girl: That's not true! Want to order Daddy Day Camp? Ontario, California Overheard by: none |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:44 pm Post #9850 |
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It Was the Practical Joke Of a Lifetime Year 8 student #1: So basically, if you stick your fingers up there, take them out and lick them, it tastes like strawberries! Year 8 student #2: Cooooool! Perth Modern School Western Australia Australia Overheard by: Hannah |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:44 pm Post #9851 |
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And Neither Could God College student: So first my girlfriend and I split, then I got accepted into the frat, and then I found god...I couldn't handle spring break after that weekend. Georgetown University Washington, DC |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:45 pm Post #9852 |
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Isn't This Guy a Character on The Real World? Ripped gym guy #1: This Jamaican guy showed me an ab exercise yesterday...it will kill you! Ripped gym guy #2: (stares blankly, no reaction) Ripped gym guy #1, louder: It will kill you! It will kill! You!! Gym Los Angeles, California Overheard by: wow, really? |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:45 pm Post #9853 |
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Plus It Was a Vibrating Train Seat, Not a Person. Guy on phone: Nah, nah, it's not cheating! I didn't ejaculate, so it's not cheating! King's Cross Australia Overheard by: highly amused |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:45 pm Post #9854 |
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Thanks, Gossip Girl! Woman to friends: Who would have know that shaving my pubes wouldn't get rid of pubic lice? Chipotle Towson, Maryland |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:46 pm Post #9855 |
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My Gospel: In the Beginning Was the Command Line Male high school student, nonchalantly: I got a new phone; this one can take videos and stuff. It's pretty cool. School bus driver, in hushed, dramatic tone: Technology is god on earth. School Bus Southern California |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:46 pm Post #9856 |
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I Knew This Antique Taffy-Pull Would Come in Handy One Day History prof: This is the toughest late policy I've ever developed. And...it makes me feel good inside. Mal-U Canadia Overheard by: Punctual student |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:47 pm Post #9857 |
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Um, Remember When You Tried That with Tampons? Blonde girl: Whats with the eye patch? Girl with eye patch: Oh my god, I tried to take out my contact but it was already out, so I ended up peeling off my cornea or something! Blonde girl: Ew! You should wear two contacts, so that doesn't happen again. Carbondale, Illinois Overheard by: screaming on the inside |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:47 pm Post #9858 |
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It Could Be Like Cooked Meat, For Instance Goober: I wish the whole world was edible! Pseudo-metalhead: Dude, then everything would be, like, sticky and gross. Goober: Well, that's assuming everything would be like candy. It wouldn't have to be sticky and gross. Professor: I'm gonna jump in here before it gets any weirder. Bard College New York Overheard by: why i put up with philosophy |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:47 pm Post #9859 |
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The High School Musical Outtakes Were Somewhat Shocking Guy: Why were you guys talking about my penis? Girl: We weren't. Guy: Yes you were! I heard you mention it! Girl: Zach! The world doesn't revolve around you and your penis! Hagley Park Christchurch New Zealand |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:48 pm Post #9860 |
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And Playing with Myself a Little Pilot, during severely delayed flight: This is your pilot speaking, no word from air traffic control, but I just wanted to let you know...that I'm thinking of all of you. Runway Miami International Airport, Florida Overheard by: Chelsea |
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