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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:33 pm Post #9821 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:33 pm Post #9822 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:34 pm Post #9823 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:34 pm Post #9824 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:34 pm Post #9825 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:35 pm Post #9826 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:36 pm Post #9827 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:38 pm Post #9828 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:38 pm Post #9829 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:39 pm Post #9830 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 1, 2009 12:39 pm Post #9831 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:32 pm Post #9832 |
 
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movie cliches Woman falls to the ground whilst being chased by a bad guy, even when running over level, unobstructed terrain. Note that when a man and woman are being chased, usually the woman falls, then the man pauses and helps her up. |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:33 pm Post #9833 |
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Corollaries to the above: *Man will then continue to run with woman, holding her by the hand or preferably upper arm, even though this takes them both below the speed either one could make on their own. |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:34 pm Post #9834 |
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*All movie women must be pulled along by their hands, even if the male puller is short & fat and the woman is a track star. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:34 pm Post #9835 |
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*All movie women try to run in heels, never stopping to kick them off. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:34 pm Post #9836 |
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Women not only have to be pulled along, they do not have enough sense to run and keep running unless a man touches her elbow, holds her hand or puts his arm around her shoulders. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:35 pm Post #9837 |
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Chasees will always stop to throw obstacles (trash cans, lumber, chairs) in their pursuers' way. No matter that they take three times as long to dump the obstacles as it takes the chasers to simply jump over them. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:37 pm Post #9838 |
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from overheardeverywhere.com Even the Gardeners Wear Suits in Connecticut Angry suit on phone: Listen, I don't care what you think, if you don't think I'm doing a good job, don't f*cking ask me to work for you! (pause) No! No! No! I don't care, I'm doing more important things right now! (pause) I'm buying plant food! CVS Connecticut Overheard by: Guy |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:37 pm Post #9839 |
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Excellent Reverse Psychology, Mom White trash mother, hurrying five-year-old out of bathroom: C'mon, let's go! Five-year-old: But I want to wash my hands! White trash mother: (sighs) Fine, but make it quick. Five-year-old: Yay! Lamberts Cafe Sikeston, Missouri Overheard by: Grossed Out |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 1, 2009 3:37 pm Post #9840 |
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She Wasn't Well Bread Drunk guy to friend: I didn't respect her because she didn't respect the sandwich. Scooter's Bar Portland, Oregon Overheard by: Kate |
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