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| Gummy | Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:54 am Post #9701 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:54 am Post #9702 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:54 am Post #9703 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:55 am Post #9704 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:55 am Post #9705 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Purplelizard2006 | Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:24 am Post #9706 |
It's Christmas!
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:44 pm Post #9707 |
 
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from overheardeverwhere.com So I Poured a Cosmo Down His Pants. Excited lady, telling story to group of people: And then he turned the tap on right into my purse! Seattle, Washington |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:45 pm Post #9708 |
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But It Came with the ESP Feature Teen guy #1: F*ck, my girlfriend hasn't texted me back in over two hours! Teen guy #2: Do you even have your phone on you? Teen guy #1: No, it's in the car. Upper Hutt New Zealand Overheard by: Schmitty |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:46 pm Post #9709 |
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The Difference Between Quality and Quantity Eludes Many Americans Pouting newlywed wife: I feel like we don't spend enough time together. Seething newlywed husband: (grinds teeth) Pouting newlywed wife: Enough quality time. Seething newlywed husband: (remains silent) Pouting newlywed wife: Would you like me to tell you what quality time is? Seething newlywed husband: (about to speak, thinks better of it) Pouting newlywed wife: 23 hours a day. Overheard by: good, that leaves one hour for him to think of a response |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:46 pm Post #9710 |
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So You're Saying Sex Is a Game? Old religious woman to large crowd of highly amused students: Having pre-marital sex is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals! Alumni Hill University of Arizona Overheard by: The girl who likes to live on the dangerous side |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:47 pm Post #9711 |
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Sidesaddle, If She Liked Young suit #1: I'd totally ride her. Young suit #2: Her!? Young suit #1: Yeah, what's up with her? She's very pleasant-looking. Young suit #2: My point exactly. You don't "totally ride" (makes air quotes) someone who's pleasant-looking. (pause) Young suit #1: Fair enough. (pause) Okay then, I'd totally let her ride me. Young suit #2: Yeah, me too. Subway Sandwich Shop Glasgow Scotland |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:47 pm Post #9712 |
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Her IPhone Cover Looks an Awful Lot Like a Klan Hood Teen girl: What a bitch! Like seriously, why can't I buy an iPhone cover for my BlackBerry? Friend: I bet she was being racist. Toronto Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:48 pm Post #9713 |
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Or Why We Have Matching Engagement Rings Male tour guide: So, this building is wh... Sorostitute: Oh my god! Mike! (hugs tour guide) Male tour guide: Hi...how are you? Sorostitute: I'm great, but I gotta run, call me! Mom in tour: I thought you said your name was Josh! Male tour guide: It is...I don't know who that was. Eastern Michigan University |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:49 pm Post #9714 |
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from overheardat the beach.com He Was Even Female for About a Month in 2004 Teen meathead #1: What are you? Teen meathead #2: 100% Italian. Teen meathead #1: Oh, really? That's mad cool. Teen meathead #2: Yeah, but my brother is all different things--he's like Jewish and Irish and stuff. --Lido Beach West, Long Island, New York Overheard by: ally |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:50 pm Post #9715 |
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from overheardatthe office.com 5PM But I Take Pills for That Interviewer: So what else can you tell about yourself? Interviewee: I am a very hard worker and learnative. Menlo Park, California |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:51 pm Post #9716 |
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4PM Like the Difference Between Methodists and Baptists IT minion, about boss: He started talking to me about Star Trek. I don't know why he thought I'd want to talk about that. I was wearing my Star Wars shirt. I mean, different universe! Boston, Massachusetts |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:51 pm Post #9717 |
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3PM A Friend Would Lie to Me Receptionist: I feel like I look like I just rolled out of bed and came into work. Dental assistant: Well...did you? Receptionist: Well, yeah...but still! Centennial, Colorado |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:51 pm Post #9718 |
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2PM My Way Of Telling You to Get a Cell Phone Receptionist, answering phone: Good afternoon, how can I help you? (pause) I'm sorry, she no longer works at this office. (hangs up phone) Receptionist to executive secretary: It was for you. New York City, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:52 pm Post #9719 |
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1PM To Be Fair, He Says This at the Fax Machine, Too. Creepy employee to intern at urinal: Caught you red handed! San Diego, California Overheard by: Tibor |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:52 pm Post #9720 |
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12PM You Say That Every Day. Assistant: Did you know that dogs get breast cancer? Supervisor: What? Assistant: I used to work at a vet office, and they would bring in dogs with breast cancer! Supervisor, after googling it: Yeah, I guess they do! Assistant: Oh, really?! I made that up! Supervisor: I'm done with you. New York City, New York Overheard by: Digitdy |
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