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AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:28 pm Post #9301
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM Thanks, Law & Order: SVU! Guy at lunch table: Now I know how to get into little kids' mouths. Chicago, Illinois



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:33 pm Post #9302
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM She Sticks Pins in Me and My Doll Gets Better Employee: You're not going to a chiropractor, are you? Boss: No. She's a lesbian voodoo doctor. She's next to a bagel shop. Vancouver Canadia



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:34 pm Post #9303
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM You Have to Be Extra Careful When You're a Cyclops Older female coworker: Yeah, you got to just put your face right under it. Unfortunate-looking coworker, sighing: With my luck, I'd get it in my eye! Quincy, Massachusetts Overheard by: TGIF



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:35 pm Post #9304
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardinnewyork Professor: They make disposable everything these days. Disposable diapers, disposable razors. They even make edible underwear, don't they? (class is silent) Yes! They do! (pause) Maybe I'm telling you more about myself than I should be... --Wagner College



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:36 pm Post #9305
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy on phone: I told you to take your thong off! --60th & Columbus



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:37 pm Post #9306
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Man: I do not want to know your bra size! Ever! --Hunter College Overheard by: Christina M.



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:38 pm Post #9307
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy on cell: He wore boxers and it was like, "okay, so you hang to the left..." --W 46th St



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:39 pm Post #9308
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Older gentleman to lady friend: If this keeps up, I'm going to have to start wearing underwear. --14th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Kat



Gummy	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:39 pm Post #9309
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	I'll be damned. You caught up.



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:39 pm Post #9310
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Lady on phone: Well, I wish I could get the fat removed from my back but we can't all get what we want, can we? --Target



Gummy	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:40 pm Post #9311
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:40 pm Post #9312
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:40 pm Post #9313
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Gummy Apr 29 2009, 11:39 PM I'll be damned. You caught up. no one is as surprised as me



Gummy	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:41 pm Post #9314
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:41 pm Post #9315
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10-year-old child with mother and younger siblings: I wish I could get a diaper... --K-Mart, Astor Place



Gummy	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:41 pm Post #9316
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:41 pm Post #9317
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Random smoking kid: I really wish I could smoke out of my ass. --Lincoln Center



Gummy	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:41 pm Post #9318
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:41 pm Post #9319
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl crossing the street: I really wish something would hit me...I need some money. --Times Square Overheard by: 3 day tourist



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:42 pm Post #9320
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman on cell: I'd love to watch football with you. I'll even hold the balls. --92nd & Lexington



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