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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:08 pm Post #9201 |
 
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Any time you see a really nice, snazzy foreign car or a great old car like a 65 mustang, you know it's going to be smashed into a million pieces. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:09 pm Post #9202 |
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All too many times a Hollywood car chase will be interupted by the emergence of a semi from a driveway, alley, or street, resulting in the escape of the hunted, or the death of an expendable character. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:09 pm Post #9203 |
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Police cars involved in chase scenes usually tend to suffer more than any other vehicles- they have head on collisions, smash parked cars, fall into water, and of course, experience the ever popular flying-roll, causing the car to land upside down and crush the lights and siren. Usually, we never get to see the unlucky police force member before or after the inevitable accident. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:10 pm Post #9204 |
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A car that crashes will always explode in a ball of flames, but not until the hero can pull the important passengers to safety, and yell, "Watch out! She's gonna blow!" |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:40 pm Post #9205 |
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Acid applied by the villain to the hero's brake lines never has any effect unless the car is heading down a steep, winding road. Cars at traffic lights have invujlnerable brake lines. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:40 pm Post #9206 |
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No one ever runs out of gas (even in long car chases). Corollary: every stolen car has a full gas tank and gets great gas mileage. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:40 pm Post #9207 |
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Vintage cars are always 100% immaculate and freshly polished. They never have any scratches, dents or repairs. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:41 pm Post #9208 |
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No one fumbles for car keys right before a car chase. they always jump right in and start the car up because they've left the keys in the ignition. Not a great idea in any major city. |
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:52 pm Post #9209 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:52 pm Post #9210 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:52 pm Post #9211 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:53 pm Post #9212 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:53 pm Post #9213 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:53 pm Post #9214 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:54 pm Post #9215 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:54 pm Post #9216 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:54 pm Post #9217 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:54 pm Post #9218 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:55 pm Post #9219 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:55 pm Post #9220 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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