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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:54 pm Post #9181 |
 
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The person behind the wheel is talking to and looking at their passenger for the entire journey without actually looking at the _road_, changing gear, signalling etc. (ex. "When Harry Met Sally"). |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:54 pm Post #9182 |
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Cars chasing each other in the middle of a city will not suffer enough damage to stop the chase. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:55 pm Post #9183 |
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People being chased by a car will keep running down the middle of the road instead of ducking in somewhere where a car cannot go. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:55 pm Post #9184 |
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A car will always explode when shot at, unless the hero is driving it. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:55 pm Post #9185 |
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When you drive a car, you can always recognize all the persons you know that pass you in the opposite direction. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:56 pm Post #9186 |
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If someone has "fixed" the foot-brakes in the car, the driver never use the hand-brake and the gears to slow down, at least not until the last moment. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:57 pm Post #9187 |
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Cars often end up on cliff-edges with 2 wheels in the open air. The good guys are saved just before the car falls over, the bad guys join the car in the free fall, often caused by a bird setting down on the part of the car hanging over the edge. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:59 pm Post #9188 |
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When a car falls off a cliff after a car chase, it usually explodes before reaching the ground. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:00 pm Post #9189 |
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When speeding cars hit a parked car, they fly up into the air while the parked car doesn't even wiggle |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:01 pm Post #9190 |
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After a car crash, no movie character ever sits and shakes for five minutes, or becomes incoherent with shock. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:02 pm Post #9191 |
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All cars seem to run on kerosene rather than gasoline (hence the copious black smoke when they burn). |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:03 pm Post #9192 |
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Watch steering wheels in movie cars, especially in "through the windshield looking at the driver" shots. 9 times out of 10, the spokes of the wheel, which one would think should be horizontal, or close to it, are vertical, i.e., one can see one of the wheel spokes vertical, above the dash, in front of the driver's face, even when he's driving straight. my comment: i've never seen this |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:04 pm Post #9193 |
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Whenever you see someone driving, even on straight and smooth roads, they are sawing at the wheel hard enough to be running an obstacle course. The car doesn't swerve at all, of course. The amount of excess wheel-twisting is independent of speed. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:04 pm Post #9194 |
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Not only do movie cars always park right in front, but they are never locked. Even convertibles with their tops down, in NYC, are still there hours later. my comment: with the tires & stereo still there |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:05 pm Post #9195 |
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Movie cars have all excellent brakes and can come to a full stop from 80 MPH (with loud screeches, even on dirt roads) in 20 ft. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:05 pm Post #9196 |
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There's never an annoying wind disturbing the coiffures of convertible passengers. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:06 pm Post #9197 |
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There are no stop signs in movie land. Wherever you have to drive, no matter how close or far away it is, you never have to stop before you get there. my comment: unless it's scripted for them to be hit by another car |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:06 pm Post #9198 |
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Film cars do not have inside rear-view mirrors. Most of them do, however, have an appx 1" gray spot on the inside of the windshield where the mirror would normally mount. my comment: unless they it's scripted they spot someone following them |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:07 pm Post #9199 |
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Film cars never start the first time when you're running away from the bad guy. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:08 pm Post #9200 |
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If there is a large bump in a downhill road, speeding cars will always fly over them and hit the ground in shower of sparks. An interior view will then show the reaction of the passengers at the moment of impact. They will not be injured, even if they are not wearing safety belts. No tire damage, broken axles, or suspension failures will occur as a result of the impact. The car will then execute a sharp left turn at the bottom of the hill. Losing a hubcap at this point will be optional. |
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