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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:16 pm Post #9121 |
 
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the stargate in detroir |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:19 pm Post #9122 |
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the gate on a shirt |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:46 am Post #9123 |
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not on the sci-fi channel though |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:50 am Post #9124 |
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the definition of geek |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:59 am Post #9125 |
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klingon kleavage |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:13 am Post #9126 |
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i believe this |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:15 am Post #9127 |
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i'd like to see this as a road sign |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:31 am Post #9128 |
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and let it begin with me |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:11 pm Post #9129 |
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from overheardeverywhere.com Well I Certainly Hope So Film student: Brittney spears is going to kill herself one day. Film professor: Well, I see her more like a Liz Taylor, slowly bloating up and taking a long time to die. Winnipeg Manitoba Canadia Overheard by: Sean_G |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:11 pm Post #9130 |
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...That I Dipped in Cat-Food. Teen girl #1 to friend: Ew, your breath smells like fish! Teen girl #2: It's 'cause of the Swedish fish. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:12 pm Post #9131 |
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...Which Is a Great Lead-In to My Lecture on Gonorrhea Blonde girl: I hate horror movies, because then I get scared that those things are going to happen, cause they really do happen. Teacher: You can't live your life like that! Those things are really rare! Like, I've been in all sorts of sketchy situations, and I'm still here. Guy: You're just too sheltered. Teacher: Like, when I was in Rwanda, this guy was giving us a ride and he was like "do you want to stay overnight at my house?" and we were like "okay," and I immediately regretted that one... Toronto Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:12 pm Post #9132 |
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So Then They Both Went Out for Fro-Yo 20-something girl at bar: So then Steve went to Danny's house, and he had to break his legs, cos...you know... Friend: Yeah, that's a shame. Brighton England |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:13 pm Post #9133 |
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...and Then Sags Down Again Guy: So she googled me, and found the thing from the dance-off with my balls hanging out! It's the first thing that comes up! www.overheardatyale.com Overheard by: Overheard at Yale |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:13 pm Post #9134 |
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He's Really More Of a Northerner Crazy man #1: Are you from Mexico or Switzerland? Crazy man #2: I am from Georgia! From the mountains. Crazy man #1: North Georgia? Crazy man #2: No, the mountains. Crazy man #1: Are you friends with Santa Claus? Crazy man #2: No, me and Santa don't get along. Marta Train Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by: Jessica |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:14 pm Post #9135 |
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And Then I'll Have My Master's in Evacuation. Guy on cell, after an exam: It was like the big turd finally dropped, now all I have to worry about are little turds. Louisiana State University Overheard by: glad she went to class |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:15 pm Post #9136 |
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But I Still Don't Understand Those Two Dangly Bits Girl, on sex-ed: Well, I went to a Catholic school and as a result I didn't know what a penis was until I got to high school. Guy: I think these middle school girls need psychotherapy before they need birth control. 11-year-olds shouldn't be having sex. Girl: Girls? Why just the girls? They're having sex with 11-year-old boys. You need something to stick in there in order to get pregnant. Professor: Well, it looks like you found out what a penis was. University of Northern Iowa Cedar Falls, Iowa |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:15 pm Post #9137 |
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Is That What Jesus Would Do? Catholic school girl #1: (sings "Total Eclipse of the Heart") Catholic school girl #2: Stop it. I swear to god, I will shank you. Baton Rouge, Louisiana Overheard by: Adelaie |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:16 pm Post #9138 |
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Fewer Errors Girl, watching baseball: Ugh, I'd rather have anal than watch baseball! Waterloo Ontario Canadia Overheard by: me too. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:16 pm Post #9139 |
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It's Like in the Bible, or Something Dude: And so you go to sleep all relaxed, but when you wake up, they cut off part of your penis! University of Mary Washington Fredericksburg, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:16 pm Post #9140 |
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We're All One Drunken Car Crash Away from Crutches, Honey Girl: It's hard to listen to his lectures, but he has crutches so he's fun to look at. UC Santa Cruz, California |
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