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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:42 pm Post #9101 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:43 pm Post #9102 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:43 pm Post #9103 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:43 pm Post #9104 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:44 pm Post #9105 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:44 pm Post #9106 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:45 pm Post #9107 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:46 pm Post #9108 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:47 pm Post #9109 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:48 pm Post #9110 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:55 pm Post #9111 |
 
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More Than He Bargained For Flea Market | Middletown, NY, USA (My father is manning tables at the local flea market. A man comes up to the table and picks out an item that’s priced at $8.) Customer: “Will you take $6 for this?” Dad: “Sure.” (The man finds another item, this one priced at $5.) Customer: “Will you take $4?” Dad: “Sure.” (After a while, the man finds another item, this time priced at $6.) Customer: “$5?” Dad: “Sure.” (Finally, the man gathers all of his items together and winds up for the ultimate bargaining ploy.) Customer: “How about $20 for all three?” Dad: “Sure.” (Dad was always an agreeable sort.) my comment: for the math challenged, like me, the original price for all 3 was $18, the prices the guy offered was $15 |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:57 pm Post #9112 |
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From Zero To Karma In 1 Second Driving Instructor | Victoria, Australia (I’m a driving instructor taking a student for his first drive ever. It’s a quiet suburb street, away from major traffic.) Me: “Okay, just pull out slowly and watch for parked cars…” (As my student is doing this, a frustrated driver that has been following us pulls into the lane next to us, driving the wrong way since it’s a two-lane road.) Angry driver: *yells out window* “Learn to f**king drive!” (The angry driver speeds off … and crashes right into a car heading the opposite direction. Later on, after we’ve pulled over and are waiting for the police…) Me, to student: “Okay, that’s an example of what NOT to do while driving.” |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:58 pm Post #9113 |
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If A Tree Falls In A Forest… Restaurant | Melbourne, Australia Me: “Welcome to [restaurant] how can I help you?” Customer: “Yes, I’d like to book a table for three for tonight.” Me: “No problem, we have one available, what time would you like to come in?” Customer: “Around 1 am.” Me: “Um, sir, we close at 11 pm.” Customer: “But I want a table at 1 am. You should stay open and wait for us.” Me: “Are you joking?” Customer: “No, I am not joking. If you wont give me a table at, 1 am I won’t come and eat at your restaurant!” Me: “Well, you can come here at 1 am, but no one will be here.” Customer: “Well, I’m going to come down there at 1 am and knock until you open the door!” Me: “Okay… see you then, sir…” 1 Thumbs Up |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:01 pm Post #9114 |
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Brazen Overtures Like Mints On Pillows Hotel | Little Rock, AR, USA (It was my first night on the job. A woman just checked in and complained that there was “man hair” in her bed. I could tell she was tired, so I put her in a new room and even offered to carry her luggage for her, to which she declined. Two hours later, I wrote a short note saying, “I apologize for the hair in your bed. Please enjoy a free breakfast in the morning on me and I hope you enjoy your stay.” She approached the front desk moments later.) Customer: “Um, excuse me. What is this?” Me: “Well, I felt bad about the problem with your room so I was just trying to show some extra hospitality. I figured you would get it when you woke up in the morning.” Customer: “No! That’s not what this is. This is sexual harassment!” Me: “Excuse me? I was trying to be nice and hospitable because I felt bad about your situation.” Customer: “Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a female traveler, and to be harassed by employees and other male travelers?” Co-worker: “Ma’am, this is his first night working here. I assure you that he used his best judgment, and meant nothing sexual by his nice gesture.” Customer: “I’m sure he’s nice, but you need to tell him how to interact with female customers. Offering to help carry luggage and putting notes under doors is sexual harassment! I will not be staying here ever again!” *leaves* Me: *to co-worker* “Note to self: Don’t offer to carry luggage for a woman again or offer her a free breakfast coupon.” Co-worker: “I think she just wanted to think you were sexually harassing her.” |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:02 pm Post #9115 |
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Raising The Next Always Right Generation Fast Food | Novi, MI, USA (This is at a soup shop where we offer samples.) Customer: “Hi. Can I try the **** soup?” Me: “Sure, but be careful - it’s very hot.” (She proceeds to sip it without grabbing a spoon which is in her line of sight.) Customer: “OW! That is really hot!” (She hands it to her 6-year-old son who proceeds to do the same thing she just did.) Child: “That burned my tongue!” Customer: “You should warn people that your soup is hot!” Me: “Would you buy the soup if it was cold?” Customer: “Absolutely not.” |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:02 pm Post #9116 |
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Sometimes Being Too Thorough Can Backfire Military | Maryland, USA (This took place at our health clinic. The patient was an older female.) Me: “What type of appointment do you need?” Patient: “I need a prostate exam.” Me: “I’m sorry, those appointments are for men only.” Patient: “That’s discrimination - I want to talk to your supervisor!” Sergeant: “The specialist is correct, ma’am, these appointments are for men only. You do not have a prostate.” Patient: “How would YOU know? I’ve never had surgery in my life!” Me: “Have you ever had a penis and testicles at any point in your life?” Patient: “What?! How insulting! You’re sick! I’m going to sue you!” Me: “If you were not born with boy parts, then you were not born with a prostate. Good luck suing the Army.” |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:04 pm Post #9117 |
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i don't think they eat people |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:09 pm Post #9118 |
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me too |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:13 pm Post #9119 |
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sg-1: we blow things up |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:16 pm Post #9120 |
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i have the same problem |
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