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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:57 pm Post #9081 |
 
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From the Outtakes Of Judy Garland's Scenes with the Tin Man Man, painted completely silver, to lesbian: I'll cook you dinner if you let me eat you for breakfast. --Uptown 6 Train Overheard by: Adrienne |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:58 pm Post #9082 |
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Ad: Kosher Toilet Paper-- We Answer to a Lower Power Lawyer: And what do you sell? Jury candidate: I used to sell diamonds. Now, in the depression...I sell toilet paper to religious people. --Centre Street |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:58 pm Post #9083 |
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If Ever a "Stimulus Package" Joke Were Called For... Guy: You're not wearing any pants. We should have taken a cab. Girl: We are in a recession, you can fondle me at home. --50th St Overheard by: Chris S |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:59 pm Post #9084 |
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Why Does This Sound Like an LSAT Logic Question? Teen girl: They's your friends... Teen boy: Is they my friends, or my friends' friends, or just some niggas I know? Get your terminology right. --Chinese Restaurant, Brooklyn |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:01 pm Post #9085 |
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My Publicist Will Issue a Statement Later in the Ride Bag lady, starting her speech: Ladies and gentlemen... Conductor over speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, there is no begging allowed on New York City subways. I repeat, there is no begging allowed on New York City subways. Bag lady, looking nervous: I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, the conductor of the train and I do not get along. --2 Train Overheard by: Adam |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:02 pm Post #9086 |
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We'd Be Out Of Business Otherwise Girl leaving class: And then we took the contraceptive and put it on our face. Friend: Boy, this conversation would be awkward out of context. --NY Law, Worth & Church Overheard by: Louie Q |
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:34 pm Post #9087 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:34 pm Post #9088 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:35 pm Post #9089 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:36 pm Post #9090 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:37 pm Post #9091 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:37 pm Post #9092 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:38 pm Post #9093 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:38 pm Post #9094 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:38 pm Post #9095 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:39 pm Post #9096 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:39 pm Post #9097 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:41 pm Post #9098 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:41 pm Post #9099 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:42 pm Post #9100 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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