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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:34 pm Post #9021 |
 
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4PM Last Time I Took One, I Totally Forgot Which Color Socks Go with These Shoes Female coworker to male coworker: No, I don't want one of your lousy man pills! Seattle, Washington |
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:35 pm Post #9022 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:35 pm Post #9023 |
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3PM Republicans Have Been Making This Argument About Schizophrenics for Years Cube dweller to another, shouting after argument: Just because you're mad it doesn't give you the right to be indigent. Las Vegas, Nevada Overheard by: vamp slayer |
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:35 pm Post #9024 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:35 pm Post #9025 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:36 pm Post #9026 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:36 pm Post #9027 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:36 pm Post #9028 |
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2PM Now My Burger Liaison's Threatening to Pull Out Of My Barbeque Entirely! Stylist: I am having bun issues. I called my bun guy and he said I didn't give him enough notice. Culver City, California Overheard by: LaLa Land |
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:36 pm Post #9029 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:36 pm Post #9030 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:36 pm Post #9031 |
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1PM Wouldn't You Also Need a Harness? Older office lady to another: Oh, that's right, because they couldn't get the shaft to fit my hole...but if you got me the right cable, and put a little tension on it...yeah, I could probably do it upright. Marquette Ave Minneapolis, Minnesota |
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:37 pm Post #9032 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:37 pm Post #9033 |
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12PM Viagra Commercials Get Downright Magical Around the Holidays Coworker on phone: That would be the best present you've ever given me...an erection! Chicago, Illinois |
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:37 pm Post #9034 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:37 pm Post #9035 |
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11AM But, Thanks to Her, We've Got All Our Problems Licked Manager talking to department: I just really want to thank Katie* for helping out last month. She really jungled a lot of balls...and some of them were pretty hairy. Richmond, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:38 pm Post #9036 |
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10AM ...As Long As It Doesn't Involve Opening the Trunk Of My Car. Client: May I speak with Elizabeth? Distracted receptionist: I'm sorry...she's no longer with us...but...not dead. Is there something I can help you with? Ad Agency New York City, New York Overheard by: Rest in Peace... |
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:38 pm Post #9037 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:38 pm Post #9038 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:38 pm Post #9039 |
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5PM Did It Motivate You to Wash Your Hair More Often? IT guy: Oh my god, I had such a terrible dream last night. Receptionist: Yeah? What happened? IT guy: I had a penis growing out of the back of my head. Receptionist: Oh, um... Oh, wow! IT guy: I know, right? And the worst part is I had to wear hoodies! Woodinville, Washington Overheard by: How is that the worst part?! |
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:38 pm Post #9040 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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