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| Purplelizard2006 | Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:52 am Post #9001 |
It's Christmas!
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That is exactly what I noticed... I was like WTF!  We sure got that far in couple of months.
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:50 pm Post #9002 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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My most successful thread yet. 
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| Ltpondwater9 | Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:29 pm Post #9003 |
**Tomahawk Chop**
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:20 pm Post #9004 |
 
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But, Oddly Enough, Nine Months Later Sean Preston Was Born Young professional woman: So, my husband and I decided we were ready to have a baby, but when I got pregnant I sort of freaked out and thought I wasn't ready. So I went out with my girlfriends, ate a bunch of sushi, smoked a pack of cigarettes and drank a fifth of tequila. Sure enough, the next day, I got my period. That shit really is bad for the pregnancy. Flight over Atlanta, Georgia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:21 pm Post #9005 |
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I Named My Cat "Velutinous." Teenage queer: How do you say 'fluffy' in science? Random young boy: Fluffology? Pretty woman: What? Teenage queer: Velutinous? Random young boy: Oh, that's sciencey. Aurora Ontario Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:21 pm Post #9006 |
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Um, This Is Applebee's. Intercom: The store will be closing in 15 minutes. Please bring your purchases to the front of the store to the check-out line. We hope you enjoyed your shopping experience. Thank you for shopping at K-Mart... Shit, I mean "Wal-Mart." Wal-Mart Massachusetts Overheard by: Caitlin |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:22 pm Post #9007 |
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So He's More Of a Business Associate Than a Friend Climbing instructor to terrified new climber being held by another: Is he or is he not your friend? Would a friend drop you? Terrified new climber: Well, he's my husband, so I don't know! Climbing Gym New York City, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:23 pm Post #9008 |
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...Henceforth You Shall Be Dubbed "Boring Betty" Professor, to newbie class: So...let's start with everyone telling me a secret about themselves so I can try and remember your names. You (pointing to student) start. Student, tentatively: Ummm...I eat cold spaghetti in the morning? Professor: Ewww! Fantastic. University of Zurich Switzerland Overheard by: Stephanie |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:23 pm Post #9009 |
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Which Is the First Rule Of Lesbian Fight Club Artsy emo: It was like lesbian Fight Club! First Leema liked Holly, then she liked Tracy, who liked Nicola, who also liked Holly. So Nicola and Leema got in a fist fight and in the end, Tracy and Holly had sex in the woodshop classroom! Toronto Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:23 pm Post #9010 |
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If It'll Be Reflected in Our Grades Professor: Please don't talk amongst yourselves. When you talk amongst yourselves, I imagine you're saying horrible things like "Who would ever want to shag him?" Previously chatting student: Don't worry! We all want to shag you! University of Glasgow Scotland UK |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:24 pm Post #9011 |
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Once He Walks Through JoAnn's Door, a Man Starts to Die Girlfriend, holding up scrapbook thing: Do you like this? Boyfriend: Yeah, it's nice. Girlfriend: "It's nice," because it's nice, or "it's nice," so we can get the f*ck out of here? JoAnn Fabrics and Crafts Tacoma, Washington Overheard by: baker98391 |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:25 pm Post #9012 |
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And Get Your Desks Out Of That V Formation Teacher: Sit the f*ck down and stop acting like a bird! High School Classroom Englewood, Colorado |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:25 pm Post #9013 |
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Are the Stories About Martha Stewart As True As They Say? Angry woman on cell: I want the f*cking muffins! Galleria Mall Poughkeepsie, New York Overheard by: Russ |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:26 pm Post #9014 |
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What? Two Bugs Are Having a Race. Very large man, staring down at his junk in front of urinal: Come on now, baby, you can do it, come on... Houston, Texas Overheard by: Dan |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:27 pm Post #9015 |
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Like Babies Do Writer: That guy is so small he could get a job as a stunt midget. Illustrator: Is that a real profession? I would have thought they did their own stunts. Greenville Airport Texas Overheard by: Mike |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:28 pm Post #9016 |
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And Have an Orgy to Celebrate-- Right, Mommy? Seven-year-old daughter, confused: Mommy, why's the play called Murder on the Ides? Mom: Well, it's about Julius Caesar, a Roman leader. See, in this country, when we don't like our leader anymore, we vote 'em out. But the Romans... Seven-year-old daughter, excitedly: Oh! Oh! They kill them!! Colgate University Madison County, New York Overheard by: Jake |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:28 pm Post #9017 |
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If You've Ever Waited Weeks for Grades, You'll Understand the Applause Professor, throwing exams on desk the day after taking them: I graded all of these. I want applause. (class applauds) UMass Amherst, Massachusetts |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:33 pm Post #9018 |
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Last Time, the Gods Were Not Happy When We Sacrificed a Slut Ditzy girl: I was so scared! Like, really, really scared. I was like: "please be a virgin, please be a virgin!" Eugene, Oregon |
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:34 pm Post #9019 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:34 pm Post #9020 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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