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AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:23 pm Post #8941
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM Ad: Oklahoma Is OK With Multiculturalism! Daycare center worker on phone: I mean, we've got a sombrero. We can do that Mexican thing...whatever month it's in. Tulsa, Oklahoma Overheard by: George



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:23 pm Post #8942
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM And You People Can Stop Averting Your Eyes Male worker: Wow, it's cold! Another front is supposed to be moving through later this week, too. Female office worker #1: It's not so bad, as long as I have a jacket on. Female office worker #2: Yeah! Now I get to wear pants! Carillon Center St. Petersburg, Florida



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:24 pm Post #8943
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	9AM I Told Her She'd Fit in Great Here at Procter & Gamble Dejected-looking job interviewer: My prospective employee just interrupted this interview to go call her bookie. Menands, New York Overheard by: I hope she won



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:24 pm Post #8944
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM Oh Yeah, It's All in Revelations Guy to friend: So they had to call Terminex and Ghostbusters at the same time? Fairfax, Virginia



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:24 pm Post #8945
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM Just Put That Stinger Away, Eustace Male coworker #1: Now I feel like pollinating something! Male coworker #2, bending over to get something out of file cabinet: I'm really glad my butt is pointed over this way. Fort St. John BC Canadia Overheard by: glad she brought that bee pollen to work



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:25 pm Post #8946
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM Which Makes Them Ughs Boss: Are we not paying you enough, that you have to come in wearing those shoes? Cute female receptionist: What's wrong with my shoes? Boss: They're covered in scuff marks. Cute female receptionist: Stop being so superficial! And they're not scuff marks, it's pigeon crap. Madison Ave New York City, New York Overheard by: Dasma



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:25 pm Post #8947
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM What If She's Tired Of Dealing with Heels All Day? Receptionist on phone: That's what I'm sayin'. A hooker wouldn't be in flats. Five Points Station Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by: Wearing Sneakers



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:25 pm Post #8948
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM The Payroll Office Prefers Smoke Signals Cube dweller to boss: It showed up. I knew if I didn't respond to the e-mail, his paycheck would show up. Broomfield, Colorado



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:26 pm Post #8949
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM Back When We Lived in the Real America Office manager: Back in my day, we used to go trick-or-treating with shot glasses. Navy Yard Washington, DC



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:26 pm Post #8950
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM HR's Job Is to Give It to Somebody Obnoxious HR employee: I'm going to pick this up because it looks like poop. Eugene, Oregon



AWOLangel	Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:26 pm Post #8951
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM The New Wal-Mart Ad Campaign Is Less Than Flattering Cashier to another: Most of our customers are dumber than dirt, and they've got guns. New York City, New York Overheard by: Locked & Loaded



Ltpondwater9	Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:39 pm Post #8952
Tomahawk Chop Posts: 13,389 Group: Cardassian 10000 post spammer Member #1,768 Joined: January 9, 2008	AWOLangel Apr 25 2009, 12:25 AM 1PM What If She's Tired Of Dealing with Heels All Day? Receptionist on phone: That's what I'm sayin'. A hooker wouldn't be in flats. Five Points Station Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by: Wearing Sneakers And there are plenty of them there too.



Gummy	Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:00 pm Post #8953
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:00 pm Post #8954
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:01 pm Post #8955
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:02 pm Post #8956
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:03 pm Post #8957
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:04 pm Post #8958
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:04 pm Post #8959
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:06 pm Post #8960
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



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