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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:41 pm Post #8801 |
 
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Professor: I knew the economy was bad when I saw Saks had layaway. Layaway is for Wal-Mart, not Saks! --NYU Law |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:42 pm Post #8802 |
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Guy on phone with mother: No, mom! I'm not going to walk on Wall St today. (pause) Because I don't feel like getting hit by a falling body, that's why. --Broadway & John St |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:42 pm Post #8803 |
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Guy on cell: I'm telling you, when a place like that switches from Charmin to Duane Reade toilet paper, you know the economy is in the shitter. --Great Jones & Broadway |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:43 pm Post #8804 |
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White girl in hoodie: If I see any of the other girls there want to dance with you they'd better watch out, 'cause it's stab-a-slut Sunday. --J Train |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:43 pm Post #8805 |
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Short guy with greasy hair: Yo, this girl was like, "wanna dance?" and I was like "okay," so she started dancing mad good. She was grinding up against me with her ass. --3rd Ave & 71st, Brooklyn |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:44 pm Post #8806 |
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Professor: I'm of the personal opinion that anything counts for art. Take, for example, Nelly's "Hot in Here." We have an admonition of certain weather conditions and an entreaty for certain members of a demographic to react within a certain way, and a compliant voice replies, "I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off." This piece of art demonstrates how much easier life would be if getting a woman naked was that easy. And also, it makes me dance, and as we know, hips don't lie. --NYU Bobst Library Overheard by: queenofscots |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:44 pm Post #8807 |
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Guy to girl walking down the street: Hey you...I wanna get on your bus. --125th b/w Park & Lexington Overheard by: Reilly |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:44 pm Post #8808 |
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Big dude to hot girl: Hey girl, come talk to me for a minute. (she stays still) C'mon girl, chubby thugs need love too. --Franklin Ave & Eastern Parkway, Brooklyn |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:45 pm Post #8809 |
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Guy, as a curvy woman struts past him: Shake what yo momma gave you...not what yo momma paid for! --Shuttle Train Overheard by: Meredith |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:46 pm Post #8810 |
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Girl to another, loudly: Oh my god! Where the f*ck were you this morning? I was about to text you, but I realized you couldn't text. And I couldn't text either! And you wouldn't pick up your phone! And I needed to talk to you! But I couldn't reach you! So I just like f*cking sat there and screamed for ten minutes! --B9 Bus |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:46 pm Post #8811 |
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Girl leaving movie: Well, I'm sure she'll send out a mass text the second she has her baby. --AMC Theater 19th & Broadway Overheard by: Julie |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:46 pm Post #8812 |
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20-something to another: Tiffany, I know I left Jason at the altar...but why didn't he text me back? --1849 Bar, MacDougal & Bleecker |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:47 pm Post #8813 |
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Gay guy to friend on phone: Oh my god, she's not answering her phone? She's having sex. If she's not answering her phone, then she is definitely having sex. Hang up now, because she's having sex. --Union Square Overheard by: 1-900-Leave-A-Message |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:48 pm Post #8814 |
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Flamboyant gay on cell: And oh. My. God. Let me just tell you about the cock. The f*cking c*ck. It was eight inches of f*cking perfection. I swear to god! It was beautiful. And I was always thinking like, "He's so perfect, there has to be something wrong with him. He must curve to the left or something." But no. I want to take pictures of it. --Union Square Overheard by: Julia |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:48 pm Post #8815 |
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Hot gay guy: I went shopping, got a 90-minute massage and then started drinking. It's been, like, the best day ever. --Barrage, 47th & 9th Ave Overheard by: Fred Daubert |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:49 pm Post #8816 |
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Father to son: You are so smart. You are going to be the leader of a cult someday. --Thompson & Spring |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:49 pm Post #8817 |
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Guy, refusing to hold on to train pole: I'm trying to see how stupid I can really be. --7 Train Overheard by: jj |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:50 pm Post #8818 |
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Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, we have an idiot on board. He knows who he is. --N Train |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:50 pm Post #8819 |
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Teacher: Some of the answer choices people picked were really out there. I probably could've put peanut butter and jelly, and people would think, "Oh, damn, I'm hungry, I should pick that." --Stuyvesant High School Overheard by: Student |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:50 pm Post #8820 |
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Teacher: Guys, no matter what happens, if you're absent on a test day you must bring in a note! I don't care if you're walking to school and suddenly the ground opens up and you're sucked into candyland--I need a note! --LaGuardia High School Overheard by: a note of chocolate? |
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