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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:39 pm Post #8721 |
 
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I'm Thinking It's the First Clue in My Quest for the Holy Grail Male student: So there was a hobo on the train and he sat next to me and he was like, "me no wah". So I was like, "what?" and he just said "me no wah!" so I was really confused and then I realized I had my backpack, so I gave him a pen and a paper and he wrote "m-e n-o w-a-h." So I was really mad and was like, "dude, that was supposed to clear things up," but it didn't. Female student: Word. University of Michigan, Ann Arbor Overheard by: Kelli |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:40 pm Post #8722 |
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I'll Wear the Inevitable Gonorrhea with Pride Plain girl: He's in a band and he lives in New York. What else is there to talk about? Farmers Market Los Angeles, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:41 pm Post #8723 |
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Mother to three-year-old son: What are you doing? Come here, stop looking at the bras! Son: (mumbles something unintelligible) Mother: Yes, I know they're beautiful...but they're not for you! Target Delran, New Jersey Overheard by: Amused Employee |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:44 pm Post #8724 |
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This Is Your Brain on Subway Conducting... Subway conductor, as train lights go out: Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently experiencing a delay because some yahoo cut the power lines walking at track level at St. George station. (ominously) Do you know where your children are? Toronto Canadia Overheard by: Jtf |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:49 pm Post #8725 |
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Stay Far Away from the Octomom, Dear Reader Girl to friend: Then she sends him an e-mail saying that she wants his baby inside her. Talk about mixed messages. Fred's Diner Akron, Ohio Overheard by: Adam |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:49 pm Post #8726 |
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I Mean, That's the Logical Route. Guy to friend: No, dude. You wouldn't be able to kill a robot. You would have to befriend it and then, when it's not expecting it, rip its brain out. Friend: I tried that too. Westwood, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:51 pm Post #8727 |
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My Parents Are So Proud. Customer to cashier: I love that name, "Sierra." My parents were going to name me Sierra Dawn if I was a girl, because they really wanted their last child to finally be a girl. But I wasn't. Now I use Sierra as my drag name. West Hollywood, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:52 pm Post #8728 |
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When Halloween Safety Goes Too Far Bored school nurse: Valerie, do you remember the name of the little girl who ate the glowstick last week? Elementary School Utah |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:54 pm Post #8729 |
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We Had No Idea What They Were, Either. Short girl: So, what do you do with the pen cap condoms? Much taller girl: Okay, you take them...and you throw them out. Short girl: You don't like...reuse them or something? Much taller girl, smiling: Do you reuse normal condoms? (short girl laughs) Much taller girl, seriously: Don't just wash those and reuse them. Onteora HS Boiceville, New York Overheard by: Toasted |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:56 pm Post #8730 |
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While Slapping Me! Daughter: I feel bad for you, but not that bad. Mother: You're a little bitch, honey. Daughter: You just called me a bitch! Mother: But I said "honey" afterward. --Kane St |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:57 pm Post #8731 |
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I.e. "I Want to Know You Biblically"? Professor, discussing Song of Songs: We can't get around the fact that he's basically saying, "you're my horse." Student: And I'm gonna ride you. --Eugene Lang College Overheard by: Colleen |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:57 pm Post #8732 |
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Girl #1: Are you going away for spring break? Girl #2: No. I wish I could. Guy: I'm not. I'm auditioning for that reality show. Girl #1: Oh, good luck. Guy: But I'd better get it...I've been sleeping with all of them. --NYU Dining Hall Overheard by: KMW |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:01 pm Post #8733 |
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A Real New Yorker Would Just Do It. Guy shoving himself onto a full train: Maybe if y'all moved a little I would fit! Incredibly irate guy being shoved: Maybe if I punch you in the f*cking face you'll get off this train so the doors will close! --Penn Station Overheard by: McJensen |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:02 pm Post #8734 |
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Girl #1, walking past NYSC: We should be working out like them...@ssholes. Girl #2: It's fine, we are doing more productive things. Girl #1: More productive than working out? Like what? Girl #2: Going out, drinking, eating, and shopping! --Wall Street |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:04 pm Post #8735 |
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French tourist #1, watching crowd taking pictures outside university cafe: What's going on inside? French tourist #2: He's making pizza. --University Place & Waverly |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:05 pm Post #8736 |
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And I Do Mean "Up" Girl, as UPS truck passes: Would you rather call FedEx or UPS? Guy: I don't mind, as long as my package gets to where it needs to be. Girl: Where does your package need to go? Guy: My package needs to go up in your sister in Virgina. --Time Square |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:06 pm Post #8737 |
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Dennis the Menace Grew Up Pretty Much As Expected MTA worker: Buy a ticket. Guy banging on turnstile: Nooooo. MTA worker: Buy a ticket. Guy while diving under turnstile: No! F*ck you! --SoHo |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:08 pm Post #8738 |
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Preteen boy #1: My new girlfriend told me to meet her there after school. Preteen boy #2: Why don't you just call her and tell her you'll be late? Preteen boy #1: I don't have her number. Preteen boy #2: How is she your girlfriend if you don't even have her phone number? Preteen boy #1: Cause I kissed her on the lips and she liked it! --L Train |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:09 pm Post #8739 |
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Like He's About to Smite Somebody With Unflattering Rhymes Suburban teenage tourist #1, looking up at obnoxiously large TRL TV screen with P. Diddy's face on it: Doesn't Diddy look like god? Suburban teenage tourist #2, in awe: Yeah... --42nd St & 7th Ave Overheard by: Alex Murry |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:10 pm Post #8740 |
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Hip Asian girl: I'm getting really interested in Buddhism. Sassy gay friend: I like killing bugs too much. --Columbia University Overheard by: michelle |
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