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AWOLangel	Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:34 pm Post #8661
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM All Year Round? Client in high end salon to receptionist: I've got to ask you: how do you keep such a fabulous year-round tan? Receptionist, giving blank stare: I'm half black. Bellevue, Washington



AWOLangel	Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:34 pm Post #8662
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM 47 Coworker: How many times have you told a customer to go suck on a goat? Orem, Utah Overheard by: Not too many



AWOLangel	Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:36 pm Post #8663
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM ...Trust Me. Exec: Your logic doesn't make sense. I could also try and get nine women to have one baby in a month, but I don't think that would work either. Port Washington, New York



AWOLangel	Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:37 pm Post #8664
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM NewsFlash: Writer Neurotic and Delusional. Film at 11. Receptionist, as editor walks in: How did [aspiring author] sound on the phone? Editor: I dunno, what do you mean? Receptionist: Well, I sent him information about how to publish his book, and he told me that his family was trying to kill him. Lawrence, Massachusetts



AWOLangel	Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:39 pm Post #8665
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Project manager, regarding principal of firm: He has been driving around with his windshield wipers on because he can't figure out how to turn them off, do you really think he will understand this? 98th & Broadway New York City, New York



AWOLangel	Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:40 pm Post #8666
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Lady in break room: I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed I had gone out to my backyard, dug up my dog and took off its head and put it on my mantle. Dallas, Texas Overheard by: Rob



AWOLangel	Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:41 pm Post #8667
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM I Had No Idea Being Normal Would Be Hard Part time girl: Isn't it illegal to work five days in a row? Coworker: That's what normal people do. Part time girl: Oh...that sucks. Sacramento, California Overheard by: Nicole



Gummy	Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:45 pm Post #8668
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	My but AWOL is anxious to retake 4th place on the all-time posters list.



magentastorm	Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:35 pm Post #8669
Randomer than you since 1992 Posts: 5,089 Group: Ships 5000 Post Member #3,684 Joined: July 28, 2008	So it would appear



AWOLangel	Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:51 pm Post #8670
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006



Purplelizard2006	Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:19 pm Post #8671
It's Christmas! Posts: 10,969 Group: TNG 10000 post spammer Member #53 Joined: June 17, 2006	Gummy Mar 27 2009, 06:45 PM My but AWOL is anxious to retake 4th place on the all-time posters list. What you say......
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Ltpondwater9	Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:05 pm Post #8672
Tomahawk Chop Posts: 13,389 Group: Cardassian 10000 post spammer Member #1,768 Joined: January 9, 2008	There is a real life person out there that their last name is Spamner.



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:35 am Post #8673
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	i discovered a <a href='http://facstaff.unca.edu/pbahls/TitleGenerator.[dohtml] [/dohtml]' target='_blank'>romance novel title generator</a> The Samoan Hundredaire's Besotted Slave-Girl



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:35 am Post #8674
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Celtic Emir's Sleep-Deprived Virgin



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:35 am Post #8675
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Jovian History Professor's Unwilling Automaton



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:36 am Post #8676
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Parisian Baby Daddy's Bodacious Homemaker



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:36 am Post #8677
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Slavic Sheik's Supine Actress



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:36 am Post #8678
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Samoan Duke's Unctuous Personal Trainer



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:37 am Post #8679
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardeverywhere.com Girl: It's been a week and I still haven't gotten the smell of bacon out of my hair. Supportive friend: You have a weird boyfriend. Rochester, New York



AWOLangel	Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:38 am Post #8680
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	That, or a Phone. Teacher: Who knows what the word "cell" means? 4th-grader: Oh, I do, I do! It's a tiny thing like a jelly doughnut! Except instead of jelly, there's blood! Elementary School Washington, DC



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