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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:12 pm Post #8641 |
 
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Ghetto hipster #1: I've never been to Queens! Ghetto hipster #2: Queens is where like...retired cops from the Bronx go to retire and feel safe. --L Train Overheard by: anna |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:13 pm Post #8642 |
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Explains Why You Put International Postage on Everything Outside Of Manhattan Secretary: What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Nurse: My husband and I are going to North Carolina to visit his family. Why? What are you doing? Do you want to come with us? Secretary: No. I can't. I don't have a passport. Nurse: Uh. --NYU Cancer Center Overheard by: Destiny Traphofner |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:14 pm Post #8643 |
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The Danger Of Marrying a Meat-and-Potatoes Guy Woman #1: How many potatoes should I get? Like, three? Woman #2, shrieking: Three? Three?! Are you serious? Have you seen your husband lately? Woman #1, confused: Four? Woman #1: He eats more than I eat in a year! He's huge! You'll need at least fifteen potatoes! Woman #2: Yeah, I guess you're right. --Whole Foods, Union Square Overheard by: Sarah |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:14 pm Post #8644 |
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To Be Fair, All Of Strawberry Shortcake's Bodily Emissions Smell Glorious Older teen boy: Oh my god, yesterday after the party I had these farts that smelled odee. Younger teen girl: Yeah, oh my god, was it that bad? Older teen boy: I mean I was running away from my own farts. Younger teen girl: Wow, it's weird cuz I love the way my farts smell! (older teen boy walks away and crosses the street) --Brooklyn Overheard by: fart smeller |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:15 pm Post #8645 |
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Ah, the Sounds Of the City... Fundraising man: Donate just one penny, one penny can make a difference... Woman passing by: Well then put yer own damn penny in it! --5th & 57th Overheard by: jen |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:15 pm Post #8646 |
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You're So Unsupportive! Guy #1 (reading newspaper): The fattest city in America: Virginia. Guy #2: That's not a city. Guy #1: Oh. I meant West Virginia. Guy #2: That's still not a city. --112th & 3rd Ave Overheard by: It's not? |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:16 pm Post #8647 |
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I Told Him It Was an Allergic Reaction to a Bee Sting Big girl: Eww! I miss the days I went out with Eric. Friend: Why? He was an @sshole! Big girl: He took me out so much, I swear I went to every cool spot in New York City. Friend: Wait, so bascially he wined and dined you? Big girl: Yep! Friend: What the f*ck, I thought fat girls didn't get wined and dined! --Coffee Shop, Union Square |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:17 pm Post #8648 |
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Black guy: Wanna see what I'm famous for? Tourist: No, I don't want to see your penis. --Central Park Entrance |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:17 pm Post #8649 |
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Overly enthusiastic customer: So I heard that they are coming out with a 32 gb iPhone for Christmas. Like a red product thing for Christmas. Is that true? Overly perky Apple employee: Well, sir, I wouldn't know because I'm Jewish and whenever they have Christmas meetings, they kick me out of the room. --Apple Store SoHo, Prince & Greene St Overheard by: are they allowed to say that? |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:18 pm Post #8650 |
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You Already Did That Twice in the Club Party girl, bending over to pet a dog tied to a mailbox: Hi, puppy! Male friend: Don't do that, don't pet a strange dog. Random black guy, barking: He gonna bite your hand! Party girl: I'm going to bite your hand. Random black guy: You bite my hand, I bite yo booty. --Hudson & 10th Overheard by: erkala |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:21 pm Post #8651 |
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Hip student #1: How's Libby? Hip student #2: She's good. We're getting along really great. We eat dinner together every night. She's really smart and she's so pretty. The only problem is... Hip student #1: The only problem is what? Hip student #2: I think I might be allergic to her fur. --Columbia Campus, Morningside Heights Overheard by: some girl |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:21 pm Post #8652 |
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Half Of the City Has That Excuse, Ma'am. Hobo, opening door for ATM users: Hey, girl. Remember the homeless. Give money to the homeless. Woman, leaving ATM and walking out the door: No. I just got fired. --Citibank, 16th & 8th Ave Overheard by: Lindsay |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:22 pm Post #8653 |
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At Which Point I Assume the Government Supplies You with a Personal Chef NYU chick #1: What's the poverty level anyway? NYU chick #2: I don't know, like $100,000 a year? --NYU Dorm |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:22 pm Post #8654 |
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Girl to friend: This party is going to be awesome! Wait. We have to stop somewhere on the way...I gotta pee before I put out tonight. --Montrose & Graham |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:30 pm Post #8655 |
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Chick on cell: Do parties *count* if there's nothing but necking and spanking and nipple-tweaking? --Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:31 pm Post #8656 |
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overheardattheoffice.com 5PM Because That Would Be Really Unpleasant for Me Office manager, getting off phone: Well, that was awkward. She said that Jim died in march. Accountant: He didn't leave any unpaid invoices, right? Orange, California Overheard by: Peon with a soul |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:31 pm Post #8657 |
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4PM Like That Scene in Real Genius. Frustrated coworker: Every time I get mad at Sue, I keep telling myself "what would Jesus do?" but one of these days, Jesus is going to yell at her! Washington, DC |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:32 pm Post #8658 |
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1PM You Decide Whether This Is Funny-- We Wash Our Hands Of It. 50-something African American visitor: There are brownies in the kitchen! Coworker: Yeah! Feel free to have one! 50-something African American visitor: I can't. I might bite my finger. Jenkintown, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Still Not Sure if it's OK to Laugh |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:32 pm Post #8659 |
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12PM I Went Home and Rubbed Out a Batch Of My Own Cube dweller #1: Did you like the cookies Tom handed out yesterday? Cube dweller #2: Yeah, they were real good. Cube dweller #3: I liked them. Cube dweller #1: I love moist cookies. They really excite me! Herndon, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:33 pm Post #8660 |
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10AM Which One's a Country Again? Paralegal: I know there's Chinese food, and there's Japanese food, but is there Korean food? Coworker: What? Of course there is! Paralegal: What's the difference? Coworker: Countries. Port Washington, New York |
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