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AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:14 pm Post #8601
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Quick-- Push Me Down and Take My Wallet! Girl #1, getting off the Newark express bus: It's so good to be home. Girl #2, after walking away from crowd: Stop pretending that you live here! Girl #1: But it's fun! --41st & Broadway Overheard by: really does live here
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:14 pm Post #8602
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Reader Poll: Which Part Of That Last Statement Was More Disturbing? 20-something guy: His beard makes him look like Chuck Norris. 20-something girl: Who? Bartender: Chuck Norris. He was Walker, Texas Ranger. 20-something guy: You don't know who Chuck Norris is? 20-something girl: I feel like we always talk about Chuck Norris and I have no idea who he is. --3rd St & Berry, Williamsburg
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:15 pm Post #8603
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Every Episode Of Will and Grace, in a Nutshell. Gay boy, after being interrupted mid-sentence: I am in the middle of a conversation! When you do that, you look like a rude bitch. Rude bitch: I am! --Marymount Manhattan College Cafeteria Overheard by: Devnel
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:16 pm Post #8604
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	New York's Customer Service Has a Distinctive Flavor Customer: Do you have flypaper? Store clerk: Yeah. On the counter. Customer: Does it work on moths? Store clerk: It should. Customer: What if it doesn't? Store clerk: Then move. --Hardware Store
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:17 pm Post #8605
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Kirstie Alley's Kids Were Kind Of Enablers Tiny six-year-old son: Why do I look so fat? Mom: (looks puzzled) Tiny six-year-old son, pointing at his reflection in elevator doors: Look at me, I look fat! Mom, smiling, relieved: Oh! No, it's just that reflection is distorted, sweetie. Tiny six-year-old son: Is that why you looked so fat in those pictures? Mom (after pause): ...yes. --Elevator, Lexington Ave
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:17 pm Post #8606
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardeverywhere.com Says the Girl Who Can Shop for 8 Hours Straight in 5-Inch Heels? Girl trying out for soccer: I don't know what he's thinking making us do all these push-ups. I'm a girl. I am not strong. UC Santa Barbara Santa Barbara, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:18 pm Post #8607
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Hope You Bitches Saved Me Some Weed Mom: Why is the tv on with the mute on? Daughter #1: Cause of the pretty moving pictures! Daughter #2: Yeah! It's like an aquarium, but with Tom Hanks. Upper Hutt New Zealand Overheard by: Kat
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:18 pm Post #8608
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	All I Could Say to Her Was, "Congratulations." Girl #1: So what do you think of her boyfriend? Girl #2: I can see his underwear through his pants. Tapas Teatro Baltimore, Maryland Overheard by: Underwear Moderator
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:18 pm Post #8609
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Professor Monica Lewinsky Knows Whereof She Speaks Professor: So, when you walk out of here in four years with a BJ under your belt, you'll be more experienced and know the basics. Journalism Class Ottawa, Ontario Canadia
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:18 pm Post #8610
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Just Don't Expect It to Say Your Name English professor: Make that language your bitch. Ursinus College Pennsylvania
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:19 pm Post #8611
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Meet the Offspring Of Immanuel Kant and Kathy Griffin Random girl in hallway: If you have a stuffy nose and are in an elevator with someone who just farted, but you don't know they did, does it still smell bad? Orlando, Florida Overheard by: Jen
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:20 pm Post #8612
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	...Thus Saith the Lord Guy: If you bang a girl unprotectedly, you have to keep banging her protectedly to make sure she doesn't start showing. Allston, Massachusetts
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:20 pm Post #8613
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Every Time She Tips Forward, I'm Right There to Catch Her College boy #1: Well dude, is she hot? College boy #2: She's like my best friend, dude, but you'll probably think she's hot. I mean she's got huge tits, but she's my best friend. Winona State University Winona, Minnesota
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:21 pm Post #8614
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	In High School I Got So Depressed, I Dated Girls Queer #1: You have so many ringtones! Queer #2: Yeah, when I get depressed I buy ringtones. It's my thing! Queer #1: When I get depressed I but chocolate and underwear. Queer #2: Holla! (they high five) West Hollywood, California Overheard by: Big Al
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:21 pm Post #8615
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Thanks, Make-a-Wish Foundation! Drunk girl in bar during Rose Bowl: It's official--I'm going to be ovulating on my wedding day. Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Double V
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:21 pm Post #8616
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Female Version Of "She Was Asking for It" Woman on iPhone: Well, he was doing squats, so I didn't think it was inappropriate to stare at his ass. Trader Joe's Campbell, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:24 pm Post #8617
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Psychology instructor: If you look at the castle in The Little Mermaid, you'll see there are some phallic subliminal messages... Student in the back row: It's a giant penis castle! Psychology Class, Northwestern University Illinois snopes has a comment
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:31 pm Post #8618
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Evil Name Generator Viledamn The Necrotic
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:32 pm Post #8619
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Fantasy Name Extreme Generator Grief Tempest
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:33 pm Post #8620
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Greek-Style Namer Krario
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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