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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:35 pm Post #8581 |
 
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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Maya Angelou |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:35 pm Post #8582 |
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change. John A. Simone, Sr. |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:36 pm Post #8583 |
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Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing. Irene Peter |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:36 pm Post #8584 |
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In a progressive country change is constant; change is inevitable. Benjamin Disraeli |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:02 pm Post #8585 |
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from overheardattheoffice.com 5PM Being Cool Is Hard Work, My Friends. Trader #1: I'm down. Partner: I wish I were down as much as I'm down. Trader #2: Doesn't he mean he wishes he were down as much as you are down? Trader #1: It's okay, my dad messes up all the time too. I just translate in my head. New York City, New York Overheard by: dp |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:03 pm Post #8586 |
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4PM Think I Should Put That on My EHarmony Profile? Confused coworker: I think I'm intuitively dyslexic. Burbank, California Overheard by: urzzz |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:03 pm Post #8587 |
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3PM Satan Was Apparently So Last Season Phone rep on cell: All right, we'll just keep giving praise to god then! Chesapeake, Virginia Overheard by: Project Manager |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:04 pm Post #8588 |
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2PM We're Just Discussing Hands-Across-the-Water, Sir Cube guy #1: Yeah, you should go to the overseas office if you get a chance, they treat you real nice there. Cube guy #2: Really? Cube guy #1: Yeah, they were real good to me. Cube guy #2: Yeah? They give you the reach-around? Supervisor, walking by on the way to his office: What? Austin, Texas |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:04 pm Post #8589 |
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1PM You're Thoughtful to Keep a Spare, in Case He Forgets Guy on phone with his mom: I think if an axe murderer breaks in, he'll already have an axe. Stratford, Connecticut Overheard by: Deek |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:04 pm Post #8590 |
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12PM No Wonder He's Terrified Female admin #1: So, how's Pepe doing? Female admin #2: He's a figment of his own imagination. San Diego, California Overheard by: Melissa |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:05 pm Post #8591 |
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11AM Oddly, I Learned It from a Fortune Cookie at That Restaurant Cube dweller: I learned something last night. Never trust a restaurant that has a sumo wrestler in a pink tutu and high heels on the menu. Los Angeles, California |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:05 pm Post #8592 |
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9AM Oh Jennifer, This Is So Sudden! Cube rat to another: I don't want to play your stupid game, I just want the purple monkey! Alpharetta, Georgia |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:06 pm Post #8593 |
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overheardatthebeach.com Or Am I Thinking Of Kim Jong-il? Surfer bro: Wait, isn't Barack Obama one-half Jamaican? --Santa Cruz, California |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:07 pm Post #8594 |
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overheardinnewyork.com Your Editors Are Trying Valiantly to Imagine a Nonsexual "It" Manly boyfriend, excitedly: And then he pulled it down, and it was a monkey face! A monkey face, a monkey face, every time a monkey face! Girlfriend: Wow! Oh my god, wow! --9th & University Overheard by: Kristina Lustig |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:08 pm Post #8595 |
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What About Hamburger Helper, Smart Guy? Old man #1: You've seen that guy at the deli. You see behind the counter? The guy's only wearing one glove. Now you can't do all your work with one hand, can you? The lord gave you two for a reason. Old man #2: Only one man can do magic with one glove. That's Michael Jackson. Old man #1: And his magic done run out. --M10 Bus Overheard by: Alexandra |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:09 pm Post #8596 |
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And I've Always Thought It Was Important to Have a Strong Sense Of Where I'm Going in Life Girl #1: Yeah, we're engaged. He got me the ring and all, but I'm like, "it's going to be like ten years until we actually get married." Girl #2: Oh, true. Girl #1: I need to drop pre-calculus. It's too hard and it's going to lower my GPS. --Uptown E Train Overheard by: Nicole Yan |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:11 pm Post #8597 |
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I Like to Think Of My Romantic Life As a Catch-and-Release Program for Closeted Men Girl #1: So I texted everyone and told them he was gay, but no one believed me. Girl #2: Of course he's gay. You used to date him. --M-15 Bus Overheard by: peter |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:12 pm Post #8598 |
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I'd Prefer to Be Watching Making the Band III British husband, looking into living room: Isn't this wonderful? So calm and serene. Very relaxing, don't you think,dear? British wife: Oh, I don't know. It isn't very, you know, puffy... --Frank Lloyd Wright House, American Wing, Metropolitan Museum of Art Overheard by: Paul N. |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:12 pm Post #8599 |
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Now Let's Get Slurpies! Childish woman, after burping: I have burpies! Older, grossed out woman: You said it, not me! Childish woman: What? Older, grossed out woman: You just told everyone you have herpes! Childish woman: I don't have herpes! I have burpies! --Q Train Overheard by: Audrey |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:13 pm Post #8600 |
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And Let Him Trim Your Bush Girl #1: He's just like Edward Scissorhands. Girl #2: Yeah, he's like, just so awkward. But he's so cute you just want to give him a hug. --NYU Student Center |
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