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10AM My Obituary: "He Had Too Many Boring Afternoons"

Random editor: Hey, busy day?
Obituary editor: No, not so busy.
Random editor: Well, that's good, right? People aren't dying?
Obituary editor: Makes for a very boring afternoon.

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9AM Mind the Generation Gap.

Manager: Would you like to buy a Lab?
Subordinate: Like, a meth lab?
Manager: Umm, no. Like, a dog.

Little Rock, Arkansas
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5PM It's Contagious

Women #1 to friend leaving bathroom: How long were you in there?
Women #2: Not long enough, trust me!
Women #1: What were you doing, your hair?
Women #2: Not even close.
Women #1: Tell me.
Women #2, speaking closer and whispering: Masturbating.
Women #1: Oh.
(women #1 walks to the bathroom)

Herald Sun
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Lucie
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4PM But Could We Not Have This Conversation at the Urinal?

Boss: You like that little tool, don't you?
Worker: The keyboard? Yeah, it's great.

Uniontown, Ohio
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3PM Metrosexuality Finally Reaches the Midwest

Male coworker #1: My wife bought me fuchsia underwear last night.
Male coworker #2: Were they men's underwear?
Male coworker #1: Yep, but very fuchsia.
Male coworker #3: Are you sure they weren't magenta?
Male coworker #1: What the hell is the difference?
Male coworker #3: Magenta is more manly, it has more blue it in.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: just call it purple
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2PM The "J" Is Silent, Right?

Doctor's assistant to doctor: How do you spell "blood"?

Scottsdale, Arizona
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1PM Luckily Ignorance Doesn't Have to Be Permanent

Manager: I need that paper back.
New girl: But I already faxed it.
Manager: Yeah, okay, but I need it back.
New girl: But you don't understand, I faxed it already. It's gone. I can probably go get it on my way home after work?

Harahan, Louisiana
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