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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:51 pm Post #8461 |
 
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No More Degrassi for You, Young Lady Ten-year-old girl to mother, excitedly: I have the right to choose! --Royal Palm Beach, Florida Overheard by: Penelope |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:52 pm Post #8462 |
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We Don't Know, Either Black woman to toddler running wild: Tyrone, get yo' black ass over here or I will spank you like a white man! --Venice Beach, Los Angeles, California Overheard by: White girl |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:52 pm Post #8463 |
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You Always Jump Up and Down After Sex, Right? Obnoxious girl #1: You must just have an abnormal period or something. Obnoxious girl #2: Yeah, cause you're definitely not pregnant. --Venice Beach, California Overheard by: j and kris |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:52 pm Post #8464 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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Keep going Sweetie! :P |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:53 pm Post #8465 |
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from overheardattheoffice 4PM Excellent Answer-- You've Got the Job! Coworker #1: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip? Coworker #2: Miracle Whip. If I'm going to eat a bowl of mayonnaise, I'm going totally cracker--Iowa style. Santa Monica, California Overheard by: Amused and Grossed Out |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:54 pm Post #8466 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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I'm pulling farther and farther away now! 
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:54 pm Post #8467 |
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1PM Personally, I Love That About It. Maintenance dude: Is it okay if I borrow your post trolley for a second? Cubicle girl: Sure, if you don't mind how gay it is. Cambridge England |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:54 pm Post #8468 |
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12PM Oh! Well, I'm a Bit Disappointed, I Must Say. Maintenance guy: Do you have any holes? Worker: What? Maintenance guy: Do you have any big holes? Worker: What? Maintenance guy: You know, any big holes in the wall that need to be repaired. Evansville, Indiana |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:55 pm Post #8469 |
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10AM A GM Mechanic Never Kids, Sir Young mechanic: Does the car overheat when it's not running? Customer: Are you serious? Auto Dealership Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:55 pm Post #8470 |
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9AM Daisy Flies Around the Office Like a Rubber-Powered Airplane Coworker, slamming down phone: Owww, my panties are in a twist! Frances Ave Lancaster, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:56 pm Post #8471 |
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5PM Yet Needing to Share Chapstick Intern walking out of bathroom, correcting exiting friend: But if you aren't in a group when you play gay chicken, then it's just two dudes afraid of making out. Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: So stop asking |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:56 pm Post #8472 |
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4PM Some Jobs Make You Too Tired for Double Entendre Transportation associate #1: Hey John, are you doing Karen today, or is Mark? Transportation associate #2: Mark is. Transportation associate #1: But he's not in his office. Transportation associate #2: He must be doing it somewhere else, then. Parkway, Atlanta |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:57 pm Post #8473 |
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3PM Like Glinda, the Good Witch Of the North Frustrated coworker: No! I didn't see the website error! I've been in a bubble! I've literally been in a bubble! Needham, Massachusetts Overheard by: it was a big bubble... |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:57 pm Post #8474 |
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2PM We're Still Living Under the Same Roofie Cubicle dweller on phone: Nah, she's not been banging me very much. I think I'm banging her more than she's banging me. Conway, Arkansas |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:57 pm Post #8475 |
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1PM Why Keith Got Fired from His Job Writing Hallmark Cards IT worker in bathroom: Out of all the people I could impersonate electronically, you would be my favorite! Columbus, Ohio |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:58 pm Post #8476 |
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12PM Is Your Browser Chafing Again? Tech illiterate office guy: Phil, how do you lubricate the internet? Sydney Australia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:58 pm Post #8477 |
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11AM Why Not Both? Hot office chick: So, do you think I should come in early? Or do you think I should come when I'm done? Scottsbluff, Nebraska |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:58 pm Post #8478 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:59 pm Post #8479 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:59 pm Post #8480 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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