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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:07 pm Post #8441 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:08 pm Post #8442 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:08 pm Post #8443 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:08 pm Post #8444 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:08 pm Post #8445 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:09 pm Post #8446 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:09 pm Post #8447 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:46 pm Post #8448 |
 
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overheardinnewyork This Is Why You Don't Rob Banks with Family Girl to mother: You're being really obvious, mom, and I don't need obvious right now. --W 242nd St |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:46 pm Post #8449 |
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As Long As I Got Free Wine Out Of It Gay guy: You know, this one culture worships this cut-out in the grass of this man with a giant penis. Girl: I'd worship that. --6th & Waverly Overheard by: I worship it, too |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:47 pm Post #8450 |
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We Germans Have Never Lied About Anything Sales rep: I'm sorry, ma'am, we don't have that specific style here. You could try Saks. Affluent German woman: The lady at Saks told me to look here! (sniffling) Why does everyone lie to me? --Bergdorf Goodman, 5th Ave Overheard by: Blacknoise |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:47 pm Post #8451 |
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Time to Cut Down on the German Porno, Dude Girl, after getting foot run over by bike: Ow! Man with bike: Sorry. (to friend) Look at her eyes, she's got blowjob eyes. --L Train Overheard by: Will |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:48 pm Post #8452 |
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Plus the Label Says "Goach" Cracked out gay guy: Girl, I like your coach purse, is it real? Snotty Upper West Side girl: Yes, it's real. Cracked out gay guy: Don't lie to me. I'm a fag...I can tell. --2 Train Overheard by: cougar |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:48 pm Post #8453 |
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Son: Mommy, why does god make these benches so uncomfortable? Mommy: So you don't fall asleep. Now stop talking. --Christ and St. Stephen's Church, W 69th St Overheard by: falling asleep anyway |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:49 pm Post #8454 |
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Why Lecture Halls Have Ejector Seats Angry theology teacher: God created Adam and Eve-- Chick, cutting her off: --Who created God? --Notre Dame Academy, Staten Island |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:49 pm Post #8455 |
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Off the Wagon Carefully Selected Its Two Mascots Drunk guy #1: God, I've missed the sweet taste of beer. Drunk guy #2: Wait, what were drinking earlier today? Drunk guy #1: Beer. --Off the Wagon, MacDougal St |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:49 pm Post #8456 |
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It's the Meg Ryan Of Express Trains Announcement: How does it look in the front, Al? Random passenger, yelling: Like shit. --NJ Transit Overheard by: MD |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:50 pm Post #8457 |
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New Yorkers: "Stars?" Random guy sitting at bar: I just wanted to let you know that your freckles are truly beautiful. 20-something girl: Uh...thanks. Random guy sitting at bar: Ya, a girl without freckles is like a night without stars. --Murray Hill Bar |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:51 pm Post #8458 |
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from overheardeverywhere Obnoxious blonde instructor to riding student: That was beautiful! It looked like water ballet! --Horse Show, West Palm Beach, Florida |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:51 pm Post #8459 |
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By an Angel? Girl #1 to girl #2 at concert, after girl #2 comes back from talking to band: Are you okay? You didn't get touched, did you? --Walton Beach, Florida |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:51 pm Post #8460 |
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So I Can Check That Off My Bucket List Cyclist to another: I ran into Jerry Seinfeld and I said, "Jerry, you sold out." --Bike Path, Santa Monica, California |
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