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AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:39 pm Post #8301
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Young woman on cell: And then he physically got in the shower with me...again! --Spring St & Crosby St
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:40 pm Post #8302
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Train conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, if you see the doors are closing, don't throw yourselves at them. --Uptown 6 Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:40 pm Post #8303
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, use all train doors. This is not a high school cafeteria line. Use all doors! --C Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:41 pm Post #8304
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: Stand clear of the closing doors. Please. Folks, I am not kidding, stand clear of the closing doors. Unless you like that whole cut-in-half look, then go right ahead and stand in the way. --Uptown A Train Overheard by: queen
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:47 pm Post #8305
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: We are not auditioning for any amateur doormen today. Please let go of the closing doors. --1 Train Overheard by: RG
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:48 pm Post #8306
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Door controller: Ladies and gentlemen, if you keep the doors open we will be here till Christmas. So don't do it. --Downtown 6 Train Overheard by: Vedant



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:48 pm Post #8307
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen in the first car, please let the doors close. (people keep the doors open) Excuse me, please let the doors close. (people keep the doors open) Ladies and gentlemen, if you do not let the doors close, I will bite you. (doors close) --Uptown 1 Train Overheard by: amused passenger



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:49 pm Post #8308
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Jewish girl: She signs up for JDate, goes out to dinner, and is engaged in four months. I sign up for JDate, and I go out to dinner with a duck. What the hell! --Astoria



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:49 pm Post #8309
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Suit on cell: That's what you get when you start dating at age 18 while volunteering in a Croatian refugee camp. --M66 Bus



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:49 pm Post #8310
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Female 30-something suit: Why would you think I don't have taste in men just because I'd do a guy with a hook, or a guy in a wheelchair? --31st & Crescent, Astoria



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:49 pm Post #8311
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Loud woman on cell: It's called "communication," Larry! Communication! You are such an idiot! --3rd Ave b/w 40th & 41st Overheard by: Tom



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:50 pm Post #8312
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Loud chick to male companion: And she sings when she orgasms! Like, "a-a-a-a-aaaah!" and "e-e-e-e-eeeeeee!" --Downtown 1 Train Overheard by: Ladle



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:50 pm Post #8313
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Subway musician: Y'all better be good 'cause Santa Claus only comes once a year. But that's between him and Mrs. Claus. --W 4th St Subway Platform



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:51 pm Post #8314
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Sassy lady on cell: I tell you, he got the wrong bitch pregnant! --Union Square Overheard by: Stunned! my comment: she must be talking about dogs



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:51 pm Post #8315
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	20-something on cell: But I refused to go down on him...I told him I'm not ready to have a baby. (pause) Of course you can get pregnant by swallowing! Hello? Did you not take sex-ed in high school? --61st St & Lexington Ave



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:52 pm Post #8316
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman trying to drag man into a store: Please, please, please. I'll let you ridicule me in front of society. Guy: Please, I do that shit already. --23rd St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Glad he's not mine



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:56 pm Post #8317
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	spamed song titles: the spam goes on



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:56 pm Post #8318
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	can anybody find me someone to spam



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:56 pm Post #8319
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	everything i spam, i spam for you



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:57 pm Post #8320
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	teardrops on my spam



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