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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:25 pm Post #8281 |
 
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Regardless I'll Chill with My Lost Homeboys Volunteer: So, what do you want to be for Halloween? Seven-year-old-boy: I was thinkin I'd be a gangsta...or Peter Pan. --Shelter, the Bronx |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:26 pm Post #8282 |
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And Yet You Always Know Where the Nearest Bar Is Stupid tourist girl: Where you heading? Not-so-stupid tourist, pointing to Empire State Building: We're going there. Stupid tourist girl: What's that? Not-so-stupid tourist: Seriously? It's the Empire State Building. Stupid tourist girl: How am I supposed to know? I've never been here before! --E 14th St Headline by: thirsy |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:31 pm Post #8283 |
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MTA worker in booth, over intercom: Hello everyone. The cost to ride the subway is $2. Only $2. The woman in that blue leather jacket and red hat thinks it's free. If you are standing next to a woman in a blue leather jacket and a red hat, tell her she needs to pay her toll like everyone else. --6 Train Station |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:32 pm Post #8284 |
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Wife to husband: You do the thinkin', I'll do the bitchin'. --84th & 2nd Overheard by: Val |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:32 pm Post #8285 |
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Male scrub nurse: Yeah, he's in that bitch right now. (female scrub nurse looks shocked, male scrub nurse wiggles fingers on both hands) Yeah, he's in there. --Mount Sinai Hospital Overheard by: and by |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:33 pm Post #8286 |
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Middle-aged black woman, to no one in particular: That George W. Bush! He walks like an arrogant black man! --Queens Overheard by: BigFatTiger |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:33 pm Post #8287 |
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Kid to another: Stephen king is the best autha, yo. But Danielle Steele is the best girl autha, yo. --Barnes & Noble, Union Square Overheard by: Joel |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:34 pm Post #8288 |
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Guy trying to push "free literature": This book is really important. It was the book that Gandhi followed. Do you know who Gandhi is? He's like the Indian Martin Luther King. --L Train |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:34 pm Post #8289 |
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Man reading Richard Scarry's What Do People Do All Day?: What? Poets do not write poetry all day! They work shitty jobs in design firms and sell things to @ssholes from San Diego! (turns page) And writers don't write all day! They pick up laundry for Park Slope bitches! --Children's Section, Barnes & Noble, Court Street Overheard by: Amused Bookseller |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:34 pm Post #8290 |
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Cabbie: I got in some trouble and my wife threw all my clothes out of the house. I never realized how many clothes I have! I know New York streets better than my own closet! (laughs) --Cab, Broadway & Houston |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:35 pm Post #8291 |
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Cab driver to colleague who just honked after he stopped for a pedestrian: What, you want me to kill him? --Battery Park |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:36 pm Post #8292 |
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Middle Eastern cab driver: I used to have a video store in Washington Heights. But the black bastard put me out of business! Can you believe it? After ten years the black bastard put me out of business! Do you now the black bastard on Dyckman? C'mon! Everybody knows the back bastard! Black bastard! Black bastard video! --Cab, Washington Heights Overheard by: Gene Gray |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:36 pm Post #8293 |
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Cab driver: When you drive for ten hours a day, you learn that over 50% of drivers are, how do you say it...stupid. --Queens Overheard by: Fiasco |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:36 pm Post #8294 |
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Dressed up overweight 20-something girl to another: We're in our 20s. We're like supposed to be slutty, right? --Norman & Diamond Overheard by: Guess I missed the memo 20-something girl |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:37 pm Post #8295 |
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College girl to another: You gotta hit it and quit it, like a dude! --W Broadway & 108th St Overheard by: Tess |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:37 pm Post #8296 |
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Hipster chick to another: I was wasted! Then I saw him in daylight and said "Holy shit!" --Havemeyer, Grand Street, Williamsburg Overheard by: Miss Heather |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:37 pm Post #8297 |
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Lawyerly woman to another: I told him that just because I want to f*ck does not mean that we have to love each other. --Foley Square Overheard by: Julio |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:38 pm Post #8298 |
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Street hawker selling datebooks: Wanna cheat on your husband? Plan it out! Get a daily planner, write it in red! --Herald Square Overheard by: MPW |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:38 pm Post #8299 |
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Hobo: So would all unhappily married women please step forward? I know there are some unhappily married women out there, and I'm willing to satisfy your needs. (pause) I know you're out there! --Times Square Overheard by: John |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:39 pm Post #8300 |
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20-something guy to another: Dude, there's no way I'm tossing a salad unless I know--with absolute f*cking certainty--its been freshly washed. --Washington Square |
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