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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:17 pm Post #8261 |
 
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Yet When We Insinuate That, We Get Angry Emails. College girl: Yeah, it's "Soho," south of Houston, and "Noho," North of Houston. Though I guess that's kinda just the village. College guy: That's what it means? Wow, I didn't know that! Wait, where does the other "o" come from? College girl: Um...south, and Houston. College guy: Oh, right. Well, I am from Jersey anyway. I don't even know nothing. --1 Train Overheard by: Nathan |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:18 pm Post #8262 |
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Tourist woman: Excuse me, can you tell me where the garden is? Bored looking suit: Ma'am, this is a stadium. Tourist woman: You asswipe, I can see that, I'm asking where the garden is! Bored looking suit: Lady... Look, I'm not going to lie to you. It's two blocks down. --Madison Square Garden Overheard by: Joel Moore |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:18 pm Post #8263 |
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He Was Still Struggling to Follow These Instructions When the Police Arrived Guy: How do you get to Astor Place? Old man: You go up 2 blocks, make a left, then go f*ck yourself. --10th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: andy |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:19 pm Post #8264 |
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Creepy local guy to tourist couple: Where are you guys from, are you from Boston? Tourist man: No, we are from France. Local guy: Oh, you're from France. I knew you were too good looking to be from Boston. --1 Train Overheard by: Nathan |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:19 pm Post #8265 |
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Guy #1: I'm so tired. The monks kept me up all night. Guy #2: What? Guy #1: There are a bunch of Buddhist monks staying at my house. Guy #2, laughing: What? Are you serious? Why are they there? Guy #1: Because my mom is a political activist or something. Guy #2: (laughs) Guy #1: It's not even funny, it's just weird. I have all these Buddhist monks plotting a revolution in my living room! --Stuyvesant High School |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:19 pm Post #8266 |
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Would You Really Want It, in Its Present State? Hipster dude: We're made for each other, you want to save Israel and the planet, and me too. Hipster gal: I don't want to save the planet--I want to take it over! --Port Authority Overheard by: Juantanamo Bay |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:20 pm Post #8267 |
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Unfortunately, I Mean That Literally Coworker #1: See any good costumes this weekend? Coworker #2: Yeah, I saw this one guy dressed as Borat. You know, with the like thong-leotard thing? Coworker #1: Oh, wow. Coworker #2: Yeah...it was really ballsy of him. --Broadway & Walker Overheard by: office peon |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:20 pm Post #8268 |
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Clone-Boy Is Filled With Jealous Rage Guy hitting on girl: So where are you from? Disinterested girl: New York. Guy hitting on girl: No, where are you originally from? Disinterested girl: My parents. --East Village Bar |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:20 pm Post #8269 |
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You Try Explaining Bankruptcy to a Kid Six-year-old boy: Daddy, why's BurritoVille closed? Dad: Because there aren't enough angels in heaven. --72nd & Broadway Overheard by: feygele |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:21 pm Post #8270 |
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That Poor Blue Muppet Has Really Fallen on Hard Times Toddler being pushed through park: Music! Hobo, playing guitar: Give me cookies! --Washington Square Park Overheard by: Anna P. |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:21 pm Post #8271 |
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But "Swaziland" Is an Amusement Park, Right? Blockbuster employee, reading newspaper: I've never heard of these airlines. Qatar? Customer: It's a country. --Blockbuster Store |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:21 pm Post #8272 |
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And Is It Enough for the Whole Class? Man passing by window of chorus room: You can all suck my d!ck! Chorus conductor, out window: Oh, you have one? --Stuyvesant High School |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:22 pm Post #8273 |
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The Light Wine's Actually Pabst Blue Ribbon Audience member in bar: Could I have a glass of wine? Volunteer bartender: Sure, light or dark? Audience member: Umm...red, please. --White Wave Dance, Brooklyn |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:22 pm Post #8274 |
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For the Last Time, That's Those Damn Vegetable Smoothies Bitchy gay guy, after overhearing lengthy phone conversation: Damn, he was on the phone longer than your local congresswoman. Girl: I don't know, I just get so much energy from him. Bitchy gay guy: I get gas. --36th St, Queens Overheard by: Jamie |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:23 pm Post #8275 |
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Local friend: So how you finding New York? Tourist friend: It's okay, I guess... Just can't really see it without the monsters, you know? Like in the movies? --Times Square Overheard by: Joel Moore |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:23 pm Post #8276 |
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But He Swore He'd Swallowed a Diaphragm Ghetto girl #1: I hope he was wearing a condom on his tongue. Ghetto girl #2: I don't think so. --Ave L |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:23 pm Post #8277 |
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Man, running into girl: Oh! Sorry! I'm sorry! Are you okay?! I'm so sorry. Girl: Stop apologizing and start walking, idiot! --Herald Square |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:24 pm Post #8278 |
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Woman to hobo hacking up a lung while smoking: You should quit! Hobo: Kiss my d!ck. --92nd & 1st Overheard by: monster |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:24 pm Post #8279 |
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Like the Meatballs Loud girl #1: So, have you heard of the Swedish band, Knife? They are so good! Loud girl #2: Hmmmmm. Wait...yes! They have that single called "Like a Pen," I love that song! Are they Swedish? Loud girl #1: No, they're Australian. --Park Slope |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:25 pm Post #8280 |
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How Threesomes Happen Drunken fit girl: I want cookies! Or ice cream! Or cookies and ice cream! Sober fit girl: Dude, you are gone. Drunken fit girl: No I'm not! I'm just happy! Guy: Yeah, well I can smell your happiness from here... --27th & 7th Overheard by: Probably not the perfume |
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