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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:14 pm Post #8241 |
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:14 pm Post #8242 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:14 pm Post #8243 |
 
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If Fox News Writers Scripted a Teen Drama 15-year-old girl #1: Are you talking politics over there? Just shut up! 15-year-old girl #2: Yeah we are--it's all about Obama. 15-year-old girl #1: What is Obama doing for me? 15-year-old girl #2: What is Obama doing for you?! I'll tell you. He's out there, trying to fight for health care to cover all of us. That abortion you need--you shouldn't have to pay for it. That shit should be covered. None of this abstinence shit. --A Train Overheard by: Elana |
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:14 pm Post #8244 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:14 pm Post #8245 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:14 pm Post #8246 |
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If Only There Were a Way to Get Sober Enough to Figure It Out Sleep-deprived art student #1: Sorry, I'm just...you know. Sleep-deprived art student #2: Yeah, I know, me too. Do you ever just like wake up confused? Sleep-deprived art student #1: Yeah! Sleep-deprived art student #2: Just about like, what time even means? Sleep-deprived art student #1: Yeah! I'm always like that. Sleep-deprived art student #2: Me too... --Pratt Institute |
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:15 pm Post #8247 |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:15 pm Post #8248 |
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But I'll Buy You 200 Pounds Of Meat If You'll Eat It All Older man: Oh, really? Younger, athletic man: Yeah, yeah. It works. You know, you...your body type, you want to eat meat. You know, for every pound you weigh, you should eat a pound of meat a day. Older man: You're an idiot. --92nd & Central Park West Overheard by: P. Marino |
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:15 pm Post #8249 |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:15 pm Post #8250 |
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As the Torah Mandates Jewish grad student #1: Are you kosher? Jewish grad student #2: Yeah, of course! Unless it's free... --Orchard St |
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:15 pm Post #8251 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:16 pm Post #8252 |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:16 pm Post #8253 |
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Girl, scratching her arm: I have a bug bite; it itches. Guy: You think that's bad? I have a genital wart. --Central Park Overheard by: Fox |
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:16 pm Post #8254 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:16 pm Post #8255 |
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Thank You, Elizabeth-- That's a Wonderful Segue to Hobbes Philosophy professor: And John Stuart Mill says that, for example, if a person is drowning in a pond, a person walking by should save them no matter what the motive. Girl: Drowning in a pond? A pond?! I'd let him drown just for being a moron. --Baruch College Overheard by: Hope I'm never drowning near her |
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:16 pm Post #8256 |
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:16 pm Post #8257 |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:16 pm Post #8258 |
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You Can Always Tell Which Conductors Have Children Conductor #1 on loudspeaker: Hey, Rich, can you bring my stuff into the train station once we get into Grand Central? I would, but some guy in car two won't move his big stupid dog and I can't get it past. Conductor #2: Clifford? The big red stupid dog in your way? Alright, I got it. --Grand Central Train Overheard by: mq |
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| Gummy | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:17 pm Post #8259 |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:17 pm Post #8260 |
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Conductor: "I Will Turn This Train Around. Oh Yes, I Will!" Conductor (in stern voice): For the last time, people, when the lights are blinking, that does not mean continue walking on the platform! The train will leave without you! Suit: She must have children. --Metro North, Grand Central Overheard by: Fresca |
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